The Official Cupcake Fight Thread

[JesusLives]

Unwrapping one now...slipped on the floor. Now I will have to get out the rug shampooer.

Man - the cream in those Twinkies mental note to self find a way to seal up the hole in the Twinkie so the cream does not slip out.

 

[tourist]

Man - the cream in those Twinkies mental note to self find a way to seal up the hole in the Twinkie so the cream does not slip out.

I am having the same problem. I think I need another napkin...

 

[JesusLives]

Man - the cream in those Twinkies mental note to self find a way to seal up the hole in the Twinkie so the cream does not slip out.

No wait I got it all wrong.....goes and gets drill and drills extra holes in all of the Twinkies and flings them at everyone in the room and watches as white cream goes everywhere like the 4th of July....There take that everyone I scream as I run laughing from the room.

 

[tourist]

No wait I got it all wrong.....goes and gets drill and drills extra holes in all of the Twinkies and flings them at everyone in the room and watches as white cream goes everywhere like the 4th of July....There take that everyone I scream as I run laughing from the room.

Please be careful not to slip on the creamy filling on the floor. I slipped earlier and fell and now I think that my arm is broken. Don't worry. It only hurts when I laugh.

 

[JesusLives]

I will sit the rest of this cupcake fight out. I am saving my energy for the frosting wrestling contest. Whipping up a big batch now. Hmm...may need a little more sugar.

Sneaks in while tourist isn't looking grabs frosting loads up vacuum cleaner reverses suction to blow. Finds tourist taps him on the shoulder and blows frosting in his face as he turns around.... Runs from room stealing tourists frosting while blowing frosting on everyone as I run by. Catch me if you can I say as I scurry away vacuum in tow spraying frosting all the way.

 

[tourist]

Sneaks in while tourist isn't looking grabs frosting loads up vacuum cleaner reverses suction to blow. Finds tourist taps him on the shoulder and blows frosting in his face as he turns around.... Runs from room stealing tourists frosting while blowing frosting on everyone as I run by. Catch me if you can I say as I scurry away vacuum in tow spraying frosting all the way.

Be careful not to trip on the cord of the vacuum cleaner. I tripped on a fan once in the middle of the night and almost strangled myself on the cord.

 

[Lovesong]

hahaha... i don't know whether to call the guys with the big nets on you or just enjoy the insanity. I think for now i'll just enjoy.

Just enjoy the insanity, what could go wrong? Lol

She would just *poof* out of the nets anyways. . Maybe we should try a tranquilizer but then we might miss and get other people by accident.

But it I have sworn not to throw cupcakes at her anymore so I have to keep my word. You're on your own Ugly.

*poof* I am afraid I have become immune to tranquilizers. O___O

Oh, just like a squirrel to run and hide when things get rough. Scurry away you furry butted swamp rat, scurry away =P

lol XD

 

[Lovesong]

Sneaks into the cupcake battle with his catapult and loads it up with harden frosting and bombards everyone with it, then moves on to the next vantage point to continue his assault.

*dives out of the way and sneaks onto the catapult and flings myself into the air* Wheeeheeeheeeeeeeee!

*shakes head sadly*

This is getting..... interesting.... When do we get coffee with out cupcakes?!?

Are you kidding this is cupcake war. There is no coffee, unless you've smuggled it in.

 

[Raine]

That is the prettiest cupcake I have ever seen. It is almost to good to eat. Maybe I will lick a little frosting on the edges but I am not going to touch the flower as that is a work of art.

Don't eat it! Didn't you see how she previously poisoned other people's food? XD

 

[Raine]

Okay... This is getting quite messy now...

*turns on warm shower*

Who wants to use it first???!?? *Awaits for the swarm of people and braces for the attack*

 

[Ugly]

flowers quietly walks in the room pretending to read a book...sits down & writes her list
hmmm
1. Lovesong check

2. Raine will cut on her fan only to discover that it is filled with vanilla gelato , ritz crackers & an egg custard snow cone
oh my did it blow all on her , oh & put some spoiled milk soaked wheat bread in her slippers & who appears Ugly

3.Ugly found the coffee flowers made for Raine only to discover that it's a powerful potion hmm that when she walk , her feet squeak ,Ugly & Raine will remove her name from cup & drink it ALL Raine can't read the name because she has gelato, ritz crackers in her eyes

4.Taith hmm flowers will scream SHARK Faith will run & slip on slimy frosting & cheese from 1983

5.MartyrNdaMakin will try & figure it out but oh look out apple crumble, walnut & rotten egg filled cupcakes in the left eye

flowers is dancing around , dance dance whoopeeeeeee she got them KaBoom, a cloud of smoke

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! my well thought out, diabolical list is GONE !! Uhhhh

One flaw. Ugly HATES coffee and would go no where near it.

 

[myfriendtiny]

One flaw. Ugly HATES coffee and would go no where near it.

What??????????? You don't like coffee????....This is very sad now...

 

[Ugly]

What??????????? You don't like coffee????....This is very sad now...

Coffee is the devils urine =P

 

[myfriendtiny]

Coffee is the devils urine =P

hahahah SOOOOO....What does that make Tea??!!??!!

 

[didymos]

Coffee is the devils urine =P

Not possible: Bach wrote about the stuff...

Translated:

'Ah! how sweet coffee tastes!
Lovelier than a thousand kisses,
smoother than muscatel wine.
Coffee, I must have coffee,
and if anyone wants to give me a treat,
ah!, just give me some coffee!'

[video=youtube;keTwmdQakMc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keTwmdQakMc[/video]​

 

[Ugly]

hahahah SOOOOO....What does that make Tea??!!??!!

The depths of that question are beyond my comprehension madam. *bow

 

[Ugly]

Bach was satans ear candy. =P

 

[Lovesong]

No wait I got it all wrong.....goes and gets drill and drills extra holes in all of the Twinkies and flings them at everyone in the room and watches as white cream goes everywhere like the 4th of July....There take that everyone I scream as I run laughing from the room.[/QUOTE

*beams a banana cream pie at Jesuslives* I called the FDA and made them recall the hostess again to buy us some time from the hostess attack.XD *disappears in a cloud of smoke*

Okay... This is getting quite messy now...

*turns on warm shower*

Who wants to use it first???!?? *Awaits for the swarm of people and braces for the attack*

*dives into the sink* nobody thought of this! *swims around*

One flaw. Ugly HATES coffee and would go no where near it.

The Devils pee ..lolololololol. XD
Thanks for ruining coffee for me. lol

 

[myfriendtiny]

The depths of that question are beyond my comprehension madam. *bow

Pardon me Sir....But may I ask How thy Depths of thy question are beyond your comprehension?..

 

[Lovesong]

Bach was satans ear candy. =P

But Bach is my favorite musician.. *bottom lip trembles*

Bach: *walks in* there there my dear sweet Lovesong! come with me on my cloud and we shall make beautiful music together..~~
Me: hurray! ^^
Bach: the pleasure is all mine, now come let's make haste before sundown.
me:wooooo
*POOF*
Benedict Cumberbatch: *appears* nay...I say NAY! Unhand my fair lass for she is mine!
Bach: what in the classical funk music is Benedict Cumberbatch doing here?
me: *shrugs*

Benedict Cumberbatch: *smacks Bach on the face with his glove* En Garde!
Bach: oh it's on!

*the two men begin a sword fight for my hand*

me: ^__________^