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I also employ myself to be the one-liner witty person that comes in ever so often says something extremely witty then leaves for a few weeks
Just to be clear, you get paid by the line, not by the hour.
I also employ myself to be the one-liner witty person that comes in ever so often says something extremely witty then leaves for a few weeks
Just to be clear, you get paid by the line, not by the hour.
Thats fine, but the rate is high. Its called supply and demand and my wit is incomparable. I have a few part-time jobs on CC to shake things up anyways![]()
And you're starting to do it too.
And with typos!
With gasoline?
Next time on my strange addiction.
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With gasoline?
Next time on my strange addiction.
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That show is awesome.
Guess you missed the one about the married couple that did multiple coffee enemas every day. Even worked out of the house so they could make sure they got them throughout the day.
I did.
I have a few favorite episodes though, but I don't want to laugh because then I'll feel like a horrible human being.
Oh. I laugh. I laugh with no conscience. I think my favorite episode was the guy with the blow up pool toys. Although the one with the dude in love with his car and saying how he hadn't 'yet' been intimate with 'her' was weird. umm... yeah.
In that case, my favorite episode was the one where the woman was addicted to eating her dead husband's ashes.
She literally said she was worried because at the rate she was going she was going to run out of them. That's hardcore.
Midnite & Rachel can be in charge of Finance & Accounting.
Praus can handle the Editing Dept. for the Calendar in all foreign languages, including Koine Greek. KenThomas can handle his security detail.
ZeroTurbo is CEO & has veto power.
DAimee is head of our Legal Dept. Alexis is Executive Secretary Paralegal to Aimee.
Grace-Like-rain Director of the company's DayCare.
Fenner is in Director of Housekeeping & Hospitality, and BananaPie will handle the company's cafeteria.
MissCris & NodMyHead are in charge of keeping everybody in reality-check.
iTore & Servant are in charge of Security.
Ugly is in charge of advertising that our company is NOT a dating site.
Arwen & Jules are in charge of Public Relations.
SecularHermit is in charge of the Latin America market.
Stilly can handle "New Rules," while Oncefallen is in charge of all the Jims.
Maxwell is in charge of editing all "New Rules" into 1 witty sentence : -)
Desyple is in charge of Stalking, I mean the Warehouse Dept.
CatHerder will handle the company's intercom system, music & media Dept.
Green can handle advertisement.
Liamson is in charge of HR. Mystdancer can be his Executive Secretary.
Shouryu is in charge of the company's corporate travel programs.
LilChristian & Dliz are in charge of Teen Summer-Employment Programs.
Catlynn & Pipp are in charge of Make-up & Company's interior design.
Wisebeard is in charge of... oh, snap! He fired us all. I'll text Stilly for a New Rule.