that awkward moment when...

[Descyple]

Wait. Clark Kent is Superman????????????????

Thanks a lot Descyple. Next thing you'll be telling me Bullwinkle isn't real. That the Bradys weren't a real family. That the Cosbys weren't even married.

Well Jullianna, I don't know about the truth behind Bullwinkle or the Huxtables, but I know for a fact that the Brady Bunch was not a real family (in fact, they weren't even human! They were aliens from the planet "Are You Kidding Me?").

 

[Jullianna]

This is my shocked face

 

[woka]

That awkward moment when someone walks up to you and starts talking, know's everything about you and your family and asks how they are in conversation, and you have no idea who they are.......I always explain that I have calcification of the brain which leads to short term memory issues, they are always so understanding UNTIL.......

A week later you bump into the same person and can't remember who they are............lol

 

[Descyple]

This is my shocked face

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Wow, that kid looks like an alien (is his last name Brady? - lol).

 

[Shiloah]

Tell Uncle Ted he's my hero!!!

And please tell him to return my wallet (he picked my pocket while he was helping me up!!!).

Clark would never do that!!!

Dadburn. Obviously gonna have to have another talk with Ted. He just loves rescuing people from perilous situations, but he also has this dark side....

 

[Hellooo]

When 60% of the people you run into over the latter part of your week looked exactly like this

 

[Descyple]

Dadburn. Obviously gonna have to have another talk with Ted. He just loves rescuing people from perilous situations, but he also has this dark side....

That awkward moment when............. Uncle Ted goes from being a beloved superhero to a wanted criminal (the same thing happened to Batman - who was actually Bruce Wayne, in case anyone is wondering!!!).

 

[Shiloah]

That awkward moment when............. Uncle Ted goes from being a beloved superhero to a wanted criminal (the same thing happened to Batman - who was actually Bruce Wayne, in case anyone is wondering!!!).

Haha. At least Bruce Wayne wasn't picking pockets.

 

[Bryancampbell]

That awkward moment when you find out you have a twin brother...and he happens to know your wife...

 

[Jullianna]

That awkward moment when you know you are in the wrong situation at the wrong time.

 

[CatHerder]

that awkward moment when you park in an unfamiliar city (Berkley) and hop in you car at night, then wonder why the key won't start the car...then you realized that someone cleaned your car while you were away...then you see your actual car parked further down the street.

true story!

 

[dliz]

That awkward moment when you asked your mom to like your status on facebook. haha.

 

[seed_time_harvest]

That awkward moment when the light turns yellow and
you go faster to beat the red light and when you look at
your rear view mirror,you see a police car,and you're
thankful that they didn't stop you.

 

[adekruif]

That awkward moment when you walk into Hobby Lobby and all the ladies look at you and you know they are all thinking "He's gotta be gay".


When I get a gf at least I can pretend like it was her idea to go to Hobby Lobby.

 

[Shiloah]

that awkward moment when you park in an unfamiliar city (Berkley) and hop in you car at night, then wonder why the key won't start the car...then you realized that someone cleaned your car while you were away...then you see your actual car parked further down the street.

true story!

That awkward moment when you climb into your car after church and drive it home and park it in your driveway. (You live in a very small town and you're a cute little old lady). You get out and absently walk over to your flower garden to pull a few weeds you see there. A police car pulls into your driveway, a policeman gets out and joins you in your garden. He says, "Mabel, am I going to have to start arresting you? You drove someone else's car home again from church. This has got to stop, Mabel."

True story. A friend of mine grew up in a small town in Oregon. There was a sweet little old lady there at my friend's church who did this all the time. My friend's father wrote for the local paper. There was often a short written up about Mabel pulling her stunt again last Sunday.

P.S. Apparently people regularly left their keys in the car. That made it easy to mix up cars.

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment when someone tells you you're so bad

 

[Descyple]

That awkward moment when.............. you sit down at your computer and you hear the words "You've Got Mail", but then you see your mailman standing in the corner of your room holding out envelopes and packages for you.

I can't figure out how he keeps getting into my house!!!

 

[Hellooo]

..when you walk to the break area at work to prepare some coffee and when you greet the guy who sits at the desk closest to the coffee maker, it dawns on you that he's only wearing his undershirt and work slacks? what a nut.

 

[rachelsedge]

That awkward moment when you are leaving your room to go to the bathroom to take a shower, and all the lights are off in the house, and you think you know your house well enough to make it there without turning on any lights, but then after running into the kitchen island and then into a wall, you realize that you should have just turned on a light.

 

[Tandemtruths]

...you lick your hand after snacking, only to ponder if it was actually unidentified crumb matter from where your hand was sitting last.