I'm not really sure what this joke is...or why it doesn't really apply to me but I'm sure I'd laugh at it...at least on the inside...
My friends and I are pretty rough with each other. (Yeah, that's commonly a guy thing, but even the women in my life, we pick on each other a lot.) So our jokes can be pretty mean. So, this one happened:
Friend: "Shour, you're the guy who's all into fitness and stuff! What's the fastest way for me to lose 20 lbs of fat?"
Me, without even looking up from my phone: "Amputate your head."
See, with friends I've had for years, I'm fine taking potshots. I'm still feeling my way around some of the people here before I get really mean.
Not Jim, DED, Zero, Herder, or Belt, though. No, they get the full treatment. *grabs a slice of mango mousse cake and smooshes it on the side of Zero's head*
I dunno. I just passed by him with a confused and disgusted look on my face...you don't really need insurance for that. lol I posted about it on fb though and a day or two later when I was going to Starbucks, a friend of mine who worked there was outside and got up to open the door for me as I was going in and said, "There ya go sexy. " I laughed hysterically. Good times.
Wait wait wait you said your heart was flutterin'! Why would you give him a disgusted look if he got you all twitter-pated? (See, I can speak in your native Texan, I just choose not to, most of the time. And El Paso dialect is nothing like...well, the rest of Texas.)