LOL...you always mention this cat in various threads I've noticed...I think you need a new cat,or maybe a dog.
ha
ha...yes, he was quite a maverick character --- the neighbour, and ex-Vietnam vet; shot him discreetly because he was constantly meowling outside his window at 2am every morning...He denied it, but I saw him taking pot-shots at another cat with his .22 calibre rifle from his balcony when drunk with a few beers... poor ole' F
iiirrtz..., I think he met his end...
...he was prior to this, meowling outside my window at 2am in the mornings; punctual like a split second click on a swiss watch...., however I dissuaded him with a jug of water..., when I lost a few nights sleep due to his nocturnal activities...., he then decided to pursue other avenues of stimulation with the neighbour, and unfortunately met his untimely end..., and no one saw anything nor can they prove anything --- just 'circumstantial evidence'...
...poor ole' F
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...he use to do a flying leap at the screen door and impale himself on it right at about the center, and then let gravity drag his claws ripping the whole screen to shreds as he moved towards the bottom of it...
...I then had 'his jewels' removed by a vet; and all of a sudden he was more interested in food rather than the feline variation of his 'race'...,and his anti-social activities diminished by a factor of about 40%, however he still insisted on flying onto the screen door and ripping it down every now and then...
...he was originally called 'George'...but that did not suit him - I sussed out his 'cat name' was 'F
iiirrtz' and oddly enough, when I leaned over to him, and in a deep monotone voice proceeded to vibrate his cat name into his ear, ...he got really anxious and started to meowl in a very bizarre manner..., it was kind of freaky..., and it happened every time I did this...
so bizarre..., so it must have been his 'cat-name...
...however, he did meet his end at the point of the ex-nam vets rifle
by all indications...
...poor ole' F
iiirrtz..., he lived out the dramas of his life in a dynamite stick of reality...., short
but explosive...and kind of 'eventful'...in a way...
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