Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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OceanGrl

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Tore, I'm going to buy you some new buns, maybe some like Hawaiian bread buns or something. :p
 
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MissCris

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I don't like it when people sneak up on me while I'm dancing like a crazy person.

Also, "once a turtle, always a turtle". That's important, I think.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
I don't like it when people sneak up on me while I'm dancing like a crazy person.

Also, "once a turtle, always a turtle". That's important, I think.
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Now that folks is what a derail should look like! Bravo...Bravo.
 
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MissCris

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I dunno what it means, but I like it.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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It's raining carrots outside my bedroom window. Suddenly a knock comes from the ceiling below me...I never knew hard wood floors in the summer could feel so decedent beneath my feet. Did I mention it was raining carrots outside my bedroom window? If only but for one fleeting moment I knew bliss. The sizzle. The crack. The snap. The pop. But never in that order. I truly gave birth to thoughts that never severed ties with my heartstrings. This is why I think I toss and turn most evenings. It's those blasted carrots,rough earthen stained skin scratching at the stomach of my windowsill like a cat scratches Grandmother's ball of yarn...that orange yarn...so bright...like those carrots.
 
DuchessAimee

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iTOREtheSKY said:
It's raining carrots outside my bedroom window. Suddenly a knock comes from the ceiling below me...I never knew hard wood floors in the summer could feel so decedent beneath my feet. Did I mention it was raining carrots outside my bedroom window? If only but for one fleeting moment I knew bliss. The sizzle. The crack. The snap. The pop. But never in that order. I truly gave birth to thoughts that never severed ties with my heartstrings. This is why I think I toss and turn most evenings. It's those blasted carrots,rough earthen stained skin scratching at the stomach of my windowsill like a cat scratches Grandmother's ball of yarn...that orange yarn...so bright...like those carrots.
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With the right set up, that's totally poetry.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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DuchessAimee said:
With the right set up, that's totally poetry.
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LOL..it's total mind vomit heeheehee..but thanks..I suppose it should have been in "streams" but it fits "derail" nicely too.
 
DuchessAimee

DuchessAimee

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iTOREtheSKY said:
LOL..it's total mind vomit heeheehee..but thanks..I suppose it should have been in "streams" but it fits "derail" nicely too.
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Mind vomit or not, who's the ex-literature major? Hmm? That's right. Me. Trust me. I could set it up quite nicely.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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LOlz I'm sure you could. I'm not gonna debate that..I'll leave that to the pros.:)
 
DuchessAimee

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iTOREtheSKY said:
It's raining carrots outside
my bedroom window.
Suddenly a knock comes
from the ceiling below me...

I never knew hardwood
floors in the summer could feel
so decedent
beneath my feet. Did I

mention it was raining carrots
outside my bedroom window?
If only but for one fleeting moment
I knew bliss.

The sizzle.
The crack.
The snap.
The pop.

But never in that order.

I truly gave birth to thoughts
that never severed ties
with my heartstrings. This is why
I think I toss and turn most evenings.

It's those blasted carrots,
rough earthen stained skin
scratching at the stomach of my window sill
like a cat scratches

Grandmother's ball of yarn...
that orange yarn...
so bright...
like those carrots.
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It's not bad. I refuse to change any words, so this is the best draft. What do y'all think?
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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So that's the proper way what I spit out is supposed to look like? It's purty. LOL
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Just to break up the monotony of ripping pictures in half,I thought I'd go all Silent Hill on some of these wedding photos & start scratching out the eyes & faces on some of them. LOL ohhh man...sometimes I'm just not right.
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MissCris

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My kid is trying to eat a plastic cookie tray. I should put a stop to that.

I was gonna say something else, but ^^^ that totally sidetracked me.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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MissCris said:
My kid is trying to eat a plastic cookie tray. I should put a stop to that.

I was gonna say something else, but ^^^ that totally sidetracked me.
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So in essence,yer' kid's pulled a "derail" on Mom? LOLz
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MissCris

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Yes! I never knew that's what he was doing, but it's highly effective...for...whatever nefarious baby plans he has...

I'm a little freaked out now.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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pesky children & their crazy diabolical plans. lol
 
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