OH SURE.
Displaced blame ALWAYS works!!!
Not.
I understand, Nuke. You're just upset that your fave pair of Hello Kitty Underoo's are in the wash (forcing you to don your Strawberry Shortcake ones instead
) and someone smudged your Hello Kitty manicure.
*Pats him on the back*. It's ok. Have some (words I can't type here on CC) cake instead.