Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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Chrissy77

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Yes, Itore, please tell me why I didn't get any sleep???

Greeny the man cave has to be cleaned sometime!

MissCris the woman who teaches about how to be a lady ,who is on one of the morning shows,says that we can only open our mouths as big as a quarter. Therefore how can our mouths be full? Lol
 
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Chrissy77

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Midnite....don't let her sass you that way dude...show her what a MAN does! lol
Tore, sit down and keep yourself under control or else
I will rein my wrath down on you!!

Said in a sweet and gentle voice.
 
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Chrissy77

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Please provide your evidence of this
No whining, just the facts ma'am
Lol article 5 section 8 paragraph 3 post 9000

And I quote..." Chrissy you are being nothing but a nuisance and a pain. We never invited you into our sanctuary. Please exit in an orderly manner."
 
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MidniteWelder

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Lol article 5 section 8 paragraph 3 post 9000

And I quote..." Chrissy you are being nothing but a nuisance and a pain. We never invited you into our sanctuary. Please exit in an orderly manner."
This appears to be fabricated evidence...it is not in my writing
Please state the source where you aquired this info so we may get to the very bottom of things
*said in a gentlemanly manner
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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These are not my usual "buns"...they are biscuits...and yes...yes they are being laffed off at this very moment due to Chrissy & MW's banter!
zero gravity biscuits.jpg
 
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Chrissy77

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This appears to be fabricated evidence...it is not in my writing
Please state the source where you aquired this info so we may get to the very bottom of things
*said in a gentlemanly manner
This was taken from the 2013 Book of CC quotations written by Stillwater and published by the Holy Conversations publishing company.
 
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Chrissy77

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Why are people talking about food do much? Now I'm hungry!!
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Yes, Itore, please tell me why I didn't get any sleep???

Greeny the man cave has to be cleaned sometime!

MissCris the woman who teaches about how to be a lady ,who is on one of the morning shows,says that we can only open our mouths as big as a quarter. Therefore how can our mouths be full? Lol
:pDid you want me to PM you the reasons or just do it right here?
 
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MidniteWelder

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This was taken from the 2013 Book of CC quotations written by Stillwater and published by the Holy Conversations publishing company.
Yes well, this looks to be very convincing evidence
Very convincing indeed, and very elaborate and well written might I add
Almost as convincing as your sweet and innocent facey
:eek:

Although I regret to inform you that again
You have us confused with the GENTLEmans Cave
A most liberal association with an abundance of rules and bylaws

On the other hand The Man Cave
Contains Only 1 article
and 5 simple requirements (cuz that's about as high as we can count on one hand) as opposed to an abundance of articles and sections with that "
OTHER" organization

2 as previously mentioned
1. not allowed to touch mans tools (even other men ask first)
2. no touchy mans geetar
3. Any ladies wishing to present themselves for visitation within the man cave must come bearing a token of appreciation in the form of snacks or refreshment
4. If no snacks have been presented upon infiltration of man cave one must have a suitable sponsor to allow guest admission
5. there is not even a 5 as of yet since this was reserved for disciplinary action upon anyone not abiding by these first 4 requirements.
Now that this condition has presented itself, and since there is no president within the man cave all being of equal status yet all having our own duties and responsibilities herein I must administer a continuance in order to confer with the other associates of the man cave to agree upon an acceptable gesture of restitution on your part for future remittance.
We shall reconvene at future appointed time which is yet to be determined.

:My people will be in contact with your people upon which point we may get in contact with each other:

Luciously Sincerely,
M.W.
Senior Member
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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...............................Tally Ho'!
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Chrissy77

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I would make ya a snack but.....:rolleyes:
But......

Yes well, this looks to be very convincing evidence
Very convincing indeed, and very elaborate and well written might I add
Almost as convincing as your sweet and innocent facey
:eek:

Although I regret to inform you that again
You have us confused with the GENTLEmans Cave
A most liberal association with an abundance of rules and bylaws

On the other hand The Man Cave
Contains Only 1 article
and 5 simple requirements (cuz that's about as high as we can count on one hand) as opposed to an abundance of articles and sections with that "
OTHER" organization

2 as previously mentioned
1. not allowed to touch mans tools (even other men ask first)
2. no touchy mans geetar
3. Any ladies wishing to present themselves for visitation within the man cave must come bearing a token of appreciation in the form of snacks or refreshment
4. If no snacks have been presented upon infiltration of man cave one must have a suitable sponsor to allow guest admission
5. there is not even a 5 as of yet since this was reserved for disciplinary action upon anyone not abiding by these first 4 requirements.
Now that this condition has presented itself, and since there is no president within the man cave all being of equal status yet all having our own duties and responsibilities herein I must administer a continuance in order to confer with the other associates of the man cave to agree upon an acceptable gesture of restitution on your part for future remittance.
We shall reconvene at future appointed time which is yet to be determined.

:My people will be in contact with your people upon which point we may get in contact with each other:

Luciously Sincerely,
M.W.
Senior Member
I appreciate your attention to said matter. It would be most convenient if you could bring this to the attention of your people in a timely manner. I have followed all rules and regulations as per your directions.

I look forward to your prompt attention to this issue.

With deep regards,

Chrissy
Co-founder of all things crazy
 
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Too true Sarah but let's not letting everyone know they aren't derailing anything. This keeps them under control
and from going into other threads to derail?

No problem,I will keep it a secret.
:D
 
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Chrissy77

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Would somebody please tell me how it is that I am over here behaving myself,
not posting or liking anything in the man cave out of due respect for my friend
SeatBelt( which I will point out isn't easy for me) and Midnite goes and takes
my credit card and not only uses it to buy the man cave pizza but then soils
my wholesome name by bringing it into said man cave????
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Do you want the short answer or the long answer? lol
 
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Chrissy77

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By the way, how did we go from 87 degrees yesterday to this cold 57 degrees tonight?????? brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 
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