that awkward moment when...

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That awkward moment when your mom slips on dog poop on the front step when you are a kid, breaks her ankle and gets really mad at you because you can't stop laughing. And then your stepdad comes, starts laughing and she gets mad at him too. And eventually you are all laughing. :)
 
that's the most sad,gross,hilarious thing I've read all day. LOL my buns thank you! :)
 
That awkward moment when you realize you've been wondering for two whole minutes how iTore taught his buns how to talk.
 
That awkward moment when you go to a singles night at your church after having just gone to store to get some new jeans and Stafford shirt and you realize you still had a sticker on the jeans AFTER a girl taps you on the shoulder and points to the sticker on the jeans, worse yet, she points to a sticker, too, on the shirt, as about, oh, 100 people are watching. True story, well, the jeans part, thank you, Lord, I did not look totally foolish, just half foolish, I did take the stickers and tags all off the shirt :D
 
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ohhh dude. epic fail. LOL...wait a second...you just left it on because you wanted them to check out your buns!!!! lol
 
that reeeaaaaaaaally awkward moment when you realize that you have made two posts in one day about iTore's buns...
 
CatHerder said:
that reeeaaaaaaaally awkward moment when you realize that you have made two posts in one day about iTore's buns...
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Now, wait, catstaffer, let's get this straight, were LIGHT's buns laughing, too, or just talking :D

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Now, wait, we really need to stop talking about LIGHT's buns, this is starting to sound really awkward :D
 
...that awkward moment when "that awkward moment" thread is having an awkward moment...?
 
That horrifying moment when...

Yesterday, our ginormous garden appeared to be free of all but a couple of weeds. Just now, I went out to see if carrots were sprouting yet, and the whole garden looked, from a distance, as though someone had sprinkled some kind of reddish dirt over it. Upon closer inspection, the red stuff is actually a bazillion just-sprouted weeds.

I seriously almost cried. And that's kind of awkward.
 
that awkward moment where you realize that you feel comfortable in the awkward forum. and other awkward like forums. Because the rest of the forums look like a war zone you don't want to enter.
 
Aw, sorry Cristen :(. If there's a spot in which nothing is planted, you can put a black tarp (or any tarp will work good enough) on the patch and that'll get 'em.

Really, Dyingeveryday? *groans* I can't click the "like" button on that. *sigh* maybe I'll go check it out, but I suspect I'll be more useful and productive if I go do laundry...
 
MissCris said:
That horrifying moment when...

Yesterday, our ginormous garden appeared to be free of all but a couple of weeds. Just now, I went out to see if carrots were sprouting yet, and the whole garden looked, from a distance, as though someone had sprinkled some kind of reddish dirt over it. Upon closer inspection, the red stuff is actually a bazillion just-sprouted weeds.

I seriously almost cried. And that's kind of awkward.
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I wonder if that's how God feels too:

Jesus told them another parable:
“The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field.But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared.
“The owner’s servants came to him and said, ‘Sir, didn’t you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’
“‘An enemy did this,’ he replied.
“The servants asked him, ‘Do you want us to go and pull them up?’
“‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may uproot the wheat with them. Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.
 
That awkward moment when you get to church and you realize you have your shirt on backwards with the plush in-seams showing all nicely for your Sunday school class to see .


"Green, is that a true story."

OH, yes! Indeed, or, something real close to it. On more than one occassion, too, I'm sure :D

Just so unfortunate, like I was saying in the streams of consciousness thread, that when you are always hurrying and worrying about things, oh, the bother of it all, the world, the poor, the tornados, the earthquakes, the markets, the family, I mean, God takes care of it all, why worry, right? We should just pray :) Hmm, that's a good idea right there, hopefully, green can leave this post now less awkward than when he first divulged top-secret, beary widdle brain information :D
 
Jilly81 said:
Aw, sorry Cristen :(. If there's a spot in which nothing is planted, you can put a black tarp (or any tarp will work good enough) on the patch and that'll get 'em.

Really, Dyingeveryday? *groans* I can't click the "like" button on that. *sigh* maybe I'll go check it out, but I suspect I'll be more useful and productive if I go do laundry...
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I totally clicked "like" lol I figure if everyone's gonna click pain & misery (see DutchessAimee's migraine thread) then I don't wanna be left behind. LOL Yer' just a little chicken Jilly LOL c'mon girl..embrace the "like" button :D
 
GreenNnice said:
That awkward moment when you go to a singles night at your church after having just gone to store to get some new jeans and Stafford shirt and you realize you still had a sticker on the jeans AFTER a girl taps you on the shoulder and points to the sticker on the jeans, worse yet, she points to a sticker, too, on the shirt, as about, oh, 100 people are watching. True story, well, the jeans part, thank you, Lord, I did not look totally foolish, just half foolish, I did take the stickers and tags all off the shirt :D
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I've done that before. I've also gone to work with my solid color shirt on inside out. No one told me.
 
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