Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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MissCris

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"Tools was Baby Rabbit
 He was a friend of mine
His Mamma and Pappa
Brothers and Sisters
Left him all behind
He came into our house
Brighten up a couple of days
Tools you made me smile a lot
And I wish you could have stayed

Tools was Baby Rabbit
He was a friend of mine
His Mamma and Pappa
Brothers and Sisters
Left him all behind
He came back our house
but only for a day or two
Tools you made me smile again
then you made good rabbit stew"

...if you have any idea what that is, I'll bake you some cookies.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#542
wasn't that a song by John Denver?
 
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MissCris

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#543
Yup...it's all stuck in my head and won't go away.

...what kind of cookies do you like? :p
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Chrissy77 said:
Once again, thank the Lord for Google.
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Pffft Google my foot. You forget how old I am & my immense vault of music I play in my noggin' daily.
 
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SeatBelt

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iTOREtheSKY said:
wasn't that a song by John Denver?
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Ever hear the rumor that John Denver was a Sniper in Nam?

Sunshine on my shoulder (as in behind you blinding those trying to fire back) is a good shooting position if you can conceal your shadow. One version of the story goes that Sunshine was the name of his rifle, as at that time all men in sniper school were instructed to name their rifles and treat them better than their best girlfriend.
 
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MissCris

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#548
All I know about John Denver (besides his songs) is that the people in Aspen (a hop, skip, and a jump from here) thought he was a real jerk, and that my aunt went to his funeral.

It is so hard to type when a small child is trying to stick a straw up your nose.

...and succeeding in putting it up his own :/

(this wouldn't be happening to me if I was in the kitchen baking tore's cookies)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#549
Amen sister! Now get yer' buns in there & start baking. LOL
 
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maxwel

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SeatBelt said:
Ever hear the rumor that John Denver was a Sniper in Nam?

Sunshine on my shoulder (as in behind you blinding those trying to fire back) is a good shooting position if you can conceal your shadow. One version of the story goes that Sunshine was the name of his rifle, as at that time all men in sniper school were instructed to name their rifles and treat them better than their best girlfriend.
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The perfect cover story; I can picture the news if he was ever caught...

Sniper captured in Cambodia
Folk singer John Denver was mistaken for a sniper again
this week on the Loatian border. After a few laughs,
and an impromptu acoustic performance,
Denver was released after taking pictures with all of the
local authorities. When asked how he came to be in the
jungles of Cambodia with a sniper rifle in his guitar case,
he lit up a marijuana cigarette and replied,
"Gosh, I don't remember. Hey, you wanna hear a song?"
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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It's 11:21 pm here on the east coast & I am still waiting for cookies. I fear I'll just have to go get some tomorrow morning,along with some fig newtons and an orange,since no one is going to ever go get these things for me. I remember when my ex-wife liked me. Sometimes if she were out,she'd come back with something for me. It could be anything from fake rubber teeth she won in a gumball machine to a half gallon of mint choc chip ice cream. I don't think she ever won the ice cream in a gumball machine,but that gives me an idea......
 
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OceanGrl

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#552
You didn't get any cookies because I ate them all, Tore. :)
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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OceanGrl said:
You didn't get any cookies because I ate them all, Tore. :)
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Yer' lucky I like you & yer' watch young lady or you'd be swimmin' with da' fishes,eatin' all my cookies like that.LOL
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I suppose at this point,it being 4:24 am on the east coast,I should just say heck with it,and make a pot of coffee...looks like I'm up for the day. Thank you once again sleep that never comes.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#555
Coffee is brewing. Result!
 
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dyingeveryday

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#556
Every time I post on a thread I feel like I should have just posted in this one. lol.
 
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dyingeveryday

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#557
Hi, my name is Matthew and I'm a derailer...
 
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dyingeveryday

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#558
Have you ever listened to champion in your living room and started dancing only to bust out one of the studs in your wall and put a huge hole in it?
 
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MissCris

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I never damage the walls in my house, no.

They attack me, though.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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#560
I'm baaaaaaacccccck! and I have coooookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!! This is one happy fat little man now! :cool:
 
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