Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

[OceanGrl]

I am dying for a peanut butter squared snickers bar and some bridge mix.

Those are so good, but I think the almond snickers is better... now I want candy!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Those are so good, but I think the almond snickers is better... now I want candy!

om nom nom nom...almond snickers... rule!

 

[dyingeveryday]

Snickers are all good I don't discriminate. However they are like all things. I just want that one kind right now. lol. If I had a peanut butter snickers and wanted an almond.....wait I'd probably be fine with any snickers. lol.

 

[OceanGrl]

Snickers are all good I don't discriminate. However they are like all things. I just want that one kind right now. lol. If I had a peanut butter snickers and wanted an almond.....wait I'd probably be fine with any snickers. lol.

You know, Chuck Norris would just make a peanut butter snickers appear out of thin air.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Yeah he's cool like that.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Did you know that Chuck Norris once killed a man with his beard alone? lol

 

[dyingeveryday]

Aww man! your making me miss my friend Adam right now.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That is why there are no signs of life. LOL!

 

[dyingeveryday]

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Death once had a "near Chuck Norris" experience.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Death once had a "near Chuck Norris" experience.

Easy Tiger...let's not waste all our Chuck Norris gut busters in one thread now.LOL

 

[dyingeveryday]

Okay. But he did once slam a revolving door.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

♫ The love boat...soon will be making another run...the love boat promises something for everyone...set a course for adventure,your mind on a new romance....and love...won't hurt anymore...it's an open smile...on a friendly shore....it's love,welcome aboard it's loooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooove! ♫

 

[dyingeveryday]

Thank you for being a friend. Travelled down that road and back again. Your heart is true your a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party. And invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say. Thank you for being a friend.

 

[SeatBelt]

Don't be nervous! We're all here for the same reason. Welcome!

speak for yourself... I'm here for the snacks, and not actually intending to recover from being a derailer.

I still want to post a vid of the band The Derailers every single time I post on this thread.

 

[SeatBelt]

Canned tomatoes (whole ) we could do this and call it "covered by the blood "

Leave them in the can, dearie, and there may be no need to "Call" it that... They really will be! easier to launch, harder to 'catch'

 

[SeatBelt]

But...I thought that the best part of waking up is Foldger's in your cup...

no the best part is realizing that it's ok to do so and rolling over and going back to sleep!

(wonders where iTore's music notes come from) "The best part of waking up is going back to bed"

 

[SeatBelt]

Aiomee has worked as a nanny before... I think she can watch your little dearie and iTORE at the same time.

my apologies for misspelling your name, Aomee... I was in a rush.

 

[SeatBelt]

You might "cut" me...

...but I will EQUALIZE you.

Oooooooh your buns just got threatened with an artificial sweetener!

 

[SeatBelt]

Why do so many people live in Oklahoma?! There be TORNADOES there, ya'll. TOR.NAD.OES.

Also, I went to Oklahoma one time...fer reel, why do ya'll live there?

I came here for college, met someone got married, was sticking around while she "finished" college, I got a job, she lied about finishing school FOR FIVE YEARS, we bought a house for our family, employment changed, the family pictures changed (she's not in them) and I've still got this house... Been thinking though, maybe someday I might re-marry... if I do, that might be a good time to move, so as to have a fresh start in a fresh house that is Ours... Cause this one Iz Minez.