Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

[iTOREtheSKY]

...trying to be something...I dunno about "cool". Maybe some other 4 letter word :/

tart? shoe? bird? lamp? fish? gimp? lol

 

[DuchessAimee]

I need volunteers for me to take your vital signs. So if you're willing, please come out to California. I'll give you a cookie for your trouble.

 

[MissCris]

...I can tell you from the comfort of my squishy armchair that I have no vital signs.

...if I did, you couldn't take them anyway, they'd be MINE, all MINE!!!

 

[MissCris]

Here is a vital sign for you, Aimee...

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Another vital sign for Aimee...seriously...ya'll better heed this! LOL

 

[SeatBelt]

Aiomee has worked as a nanny before... I think she can watch your little dearie and iTORE at the same time.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

really..not one chuckle from my squirrels sign? really?? helooooooooooo is this thing on? LOL

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

TY Cris for the sympathy "like" LOL

 

[MissCris]

Bahaha! No no no silly, I didn't even see your comment about it until RIGHT AFTER I clicked "like".

I know, you don't believe me.

BUT IT'S TRUUUUUE!!

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I still want an orange.

 

[MissCris]

I buy oranges sometimes cuz in the store I think, "Ooooh, that sounds delicious! I can't wait to get home so I can have one!"

...then I get home and I'm like, "Ooooh, that sounds delicious, but I hate peeling oranges and I'd rather just eat a cookie cuz it's easier...."

And then the oranges sit on the counter for 3 weeks and stop looking delicious.

Am I the only person whose kitchen always has at least 1 science experiment growing in it at all times? It's not that I don't clean the place...I just forget stuff exists....

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

I buy oranges sometimes cuz in the store I think, "Ooooh, that sounds delicious! I can't wait to get home so I can have one!"

...then I get home and I'm like, "Ooooh, that sounds delicious, but I hate peeling oranges and I'd rather just eat a cookie cuz it's easier...."

And then the oranges sit on the counter for 3 weeks and stop looking delicious.

Am I the only person whose kitchen always has at least 1 science experiment growing in it at all times? It's not that I don't clean the place...I just forget stuff exists....

In all honesty,I don't think I've ever finished an entire orange...ever! Cookies are always delicious. And YES you are the ONLY person to have a science experiment growing in your kitchen at all times. Admit it. You're a hoarder. When is the episode they did on you airing? lol j/k

 

[DuchessAimee]

I had my belly button pierced a looooong time ago...THAT was not a little tiny hole that the needle poked. FLESH WAS REMOVED!

...I dunno why I did that, now that I think about it.

Its because of the gage of the ring.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

AIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *waves*

 

[DuchessAimee]

AIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *waves*

*waves back* Hi.

 

[MissCris]

Did you just yell "Aimee" in the same manner in which you "squeeeeee'd"?

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Did you just yell "Aimee" in the same manner in which you "squeeeeee'd"?

Listen here you! lol.....no,in fact it was a much manlier yell. You are never gonna let me live that down are ya'? *looks for sharp cutting utensil*

 

[MissCris]

You might "cut" me...

...but I will EQUALIZE you.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

You might "cut" me...

...but I will EQUALIZE you.

The Jesus in me loves you Cris...the Jesus in me also says that punishment for your sass is half of the giant Cheeto you have hidden in your son's toy box. LOL There's no secrets you can hide from the Lord...not even yer' secret places you hide nom nom's.

 

[dyingeveryday]

Who knew that all pop music would turn into techno?