Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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iTOREtheSKY

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Dude, and I thought it was aliens? I had just gotten drunk and mowed my lawn.
srsly though..is there any other way to mow the lawn?

I mean by having aliens do it..sheesh! (and no I don't mean illegal ones like in the Genesis song...I mean those green guys in flying saucers...good grief people do I have to spell everything out for you?) lol
 
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Powemm

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This is great! In my b.c. life I would have bungie corded a cooler full of beer onto the riding lawn mower and mowed the lawn. Dangerous? Wait just scratch this whole thing this might be more of a streams of consciousness thing....
Heck just drive the mower into the pool ..
 
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Powemm

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It'll need a bath after you're done anyway l
 
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dyingeveryday

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Well yes there is. But if you tried to tell me that back then I wouldn't have believed you. Don't even get me started on how the back yard got mowed.
 
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dyingeveryday

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My pool was built in but it had like two steps that made a raised part all the way around the pool. The pool was actually built from an old irrigation ditch. This was in orange growing country.
 
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Powemm

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hey there's a shallow end .. It'll fit
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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I want an orange now.
 
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dyingeveryday

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at this rate I'm gonna need to buy some new floaties...this is just bang out of order! lol
Your out of order, your out of order, this whole place is outta ordah!
 
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Powemm

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I love to swim pool party At everydays (oh every day sounds good ) house !!!
 
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dyingeveryday

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yeah, but it won't clear the edge to go in. not without a lift kit and some different tires. but then you would have to modify the blade thing to go down.... This is like pimp my lawnmower or something.
 
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iTOREtheSKY

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Now I want an orange AND I want to go swimming.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Pow! your about to bum me out. I don't live there anymore. lol.
 
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Powemm

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I would so do a lawmn mower race !!!
 
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dyingeveryday

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I had this grafted tree by the pool that produced oranges, lemons and tangerines. I'm starting to miss my old house.
 
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dyingeveryday

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Lawn mower race!!!!!!!
 
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Powemm

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I had this grafted tree by the pool that produced oranges, lemons and tangerines. I'm starting to miss my old house.
I've actually seen this in okalhoma .. Do one .. we could do a running with the fruit (instead of running with the bulls )
 
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Powemm

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I think a tomato fight would be fun too ..
 
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dyingeveryday

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Lawnmower race with potatoe cannons but you can put any kind of fruit/vegetable that is soft.
 
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Powemm

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What is it with me and getting dirty .. I love it .. I wanna do a mud run so bad... I can't get anyone to do it with me in my family.. But imma workin on it!!
 
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