I've had the hiccups 3 times today. So far.
I had the hiccups really bad the other day.
I was chatting with this cute girl at the gym, and she was all flirtsy and stuff.
A friend asked her age, and she smiled really big, looked into my eyes, and said...
"I'm 17!"
Well... that SCARED me SO BAD, that my hiccups immediately disappeared!!!
I then did what all men do when they find out they've talking to a 17 year old girl...
I ran away.
: )