The matchmaking thread

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You've got this down to a science! *insert weird science song theme song*

Does any one else miss Mr. Wizard?
 
It's ok! It's...neat.

Nah, I think I just pinched a nerve. If it turns funny colors, I'll...amputate.
Dude...srsly...you need some cucumbers over them eyes & some funky colored mud all up in yer' grill. LOL..Wrap ya'll up in a piping hot towel & yer' good to go sistah!
 
I was talking about this:



which he said in response to this:



and was saying that I might fall under the weird but cute heading also, and was making a joke out of how when someone is in a gang and wears the gang colors they are "representing" their gang, but that if I do so, I might loose respect in the process, but that I would regain my credibility at a later time.

ok, what else can I explain past the point of it being so far from funny that it is closely akin to having a sadist for a dentist. :P

Oh gotcha, yeah we don't have gang members in these parts, its not allowed
So you don't need this Vegemite sandwich here then right?
 
LOL no I did in fact mean REPRESENT...it was supposed to be funny...like when people say "Yer' funny." to which I respond,"Yeah,funny lookin'"

(crossing arms) couldn't you just go along with my interpretation of what you meant? lol
 
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hey, iTore... when you represent that, what colors you be wearin? cause I thinks I might ought be representin, too! My street cred might suffer, but I'll silence the haters laters!
Your new profile pic:

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Wait..what the...what's this salty discharge from my eyes...I..I..think it's tears..I'm crying...you know what this means? I Care!!!! - Seinfeld
 
seriously, though.

Welcome to the group that escaped! Those coats with no hand holes at the ends of the arms never suited us anyway.
Props to Chief for smashing the hole in the wall for us.
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How about these?

in order:
the Truth can be handled, just remember it is Soul Armor, not Soul Amore.
I get my wonderful toys at the thriftshop, but only on half price day after that Macklemore creep has picked over them.
Hey now, I've already made "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" references. you'll hafta drop that one.
see kitty picture.