that awkward moment when...

[MissCris]

Well I guess we now have some idea what MissCris would do for a Klondike Bar. lol
laffin my mint chocolate chip buns off right now....good times...good times ,indeed.

That awkward moment when you can't throw a banana at iTORE...

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

That awkward moment when you can't throw a banana at iTORE...

That awkward moment when you can't catch said banana by MissCris.

 

[MidniteWelder]

How did I not see this sooner?! Hahahahaha

Because there was nothing to see...........

 

[Ugly]

That awkward moment when you accidentally say "Love you" to...the Schwan's man.

And he does a double take and you both talk at the same time:

Me: Oh my gosh, I didn't mean-
Him: You must really love cookies & cream ice cream...

*blushing so hard my face might spontaneously combust*

According to Freud there are no accidents... *eyeballs you thoughtfully

 

[MissCris]

According to Freud there are no accidents... *eyeballs you thoughtfully

That awkward moment when you can't throw a banana at Ugly, either....

 

[MissCris]

That awkward moment when you can't go ANYWHERE in your town because it's about to be over-run by horses.

 

[violakat]

That awkward moment when you can't go ANYWHERE in your town because it's about to be over-run by horses.

At least it's better then the running of the bulls. Which they are planning to do in several cities this summer.

Kinda tempted to go and take pictures of all the crazy people running in front of the bulls.

 

[SeatBelt]

That awkward moment when you can't go ANYWHERE in your town because it's about to be over-run by horses.

Oh, Cris, don't get down trodden over that.

<badumpbump ping!>

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

That awkward moment when you wish you'd done certain things back in the day before you wrecked your life & then God says to you,"Hey dude...I can hear you...what happened to my perfect plan? Now grow up & be a man!" LOL

 

[arwen83]

When you realize that you no longer know how to eat. I somehow got chocolate in my hair, on my neck and my jeans from eating a chocolate chunk granola bar

 

[DuchessAimee]

When you realize that you no longer know how to eat. I somehow got chocolate in my hair, on my neck and my jeans from eating a chocolate chunk granola bar

You were just being creative and expressing yourself, Arwen. Yep, I'm sure that's it.

 

[Shouryu]

When you realize that you no longer know how to eat. I somehow got chocolate in my hair, on my neck and my jeans from eating a chocolate chunk granola bar

I'm watching this scenario play out in my head. This is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time.

 

[DuchessAimee]

You were just being creative and expressing yourself, Arwen. Yep, I'm sure that's it.

I'm watching this scenario play out in my head. This is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time.

I find this amusing for other reasons.

 

[Ugly]

That awkward moment when you can't throw a banana at Ugly, either....

Don't throw banana's at me because you have the hots for the Schwann guy =P

 

[Immawildthing]

That awkward moment when you think you're alone and you're talking to the baby who's wiggling an awful lot today, and everything you're saying to said baby wouldn't be anything you'd say to anyone else. But someone walks in and asks you who you're talking to, and when you tell them it was a private conversation with the baby, they give you a weird look.
Hey! I enjoy talking to my baby!

 

[violakat]

That awkward moment when you think you're alone and you're talking to the baby who's wiggling an awful lot today, and everything you're saying to said baby wouldn't be anything you'd say to anyone else. But someone walks in and asks you who you're talking to, and when you tell them it was a private conversation with the baby, they give you a weird look.
Hey! I enjoy talking to my baby!

Apparently the baby enjoys talking with you too.

 

[MissCris]

That awkward moment when you almost fall off of your porch because a hummingbird scared you.

 

[SeatBelt]

That awkward moment when you almost fall off of your porch because a hummingbird scared you.

If they were any bigger they'd be Super Scary. Aside from the fact that they are the speed freaks (not the moving fast kind either, though they do that, too) of the bird kingdom, they can hover and fly backwards. not to mention the resemblance they bear to a hypodermic syringe that can fly, hover, and fly backwards. Hmmm and they're speed freaks.

 

[SeatBelt]

That awkward moment when an overseas customer calls me out on having failed to email him last week about some stuff that I can still do nothing about until I receive some information and product from him... so I copy & paste prior emails and send that as a response.

 

[MissCris]

If they were any bigger they'd be Super Scary. Aside from the fact that they are the speed freaks (not the moving fast kind either, though they do that, too) of the bird kingdom, they can hover and fly backwards. not to mention the resemblance they bear to a hypodermic syringe that can fly, hover, and fly backwards. Hmmm and they're speed freaks.

Yes! All of that. PLUS they hum. I mean, duh and all, but due to being speed freaks, they appear out of nowhere and are suddenly humming in your ear and you're pretty sure they're about to stick their freaky beak through your skull.

Or something.

My brother has a scar on his leg...he always told me and my sister that he was grazed by a hummingbird. We brought it up at Thanksgiving dinner last year, and he was all, "What are you talking about? I got that scar riding my bike. You guys are weird."

That awkward moment when you could start an entire thread about how scary hummingbirds and little brothers are.