This thread has been totally derailed. But I guess there's only so much match-making that can be done before everyone is like, WHEW! This is hard work! Time for FOOOOD. By the way, I'd like a caramel iced coffee (large) and a slice of abundant cake...oh, guess you had to be on the awkward moment thread for that.
Sorry to steal your awesome sneaky idea, SeatBelt, I wouldn't have, but then, everyone went all "edit reason" on me...