With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...
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If you want Jesus to be President, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you want the Bible to be the codified law of the land, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think all Americans should be forced to believe as you do, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think those who believe differently than you should be silenced and jailed, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think God would appoint someone who is the antithesis of His Ways to usher in Christian rule, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think you can vote your way out from under future prophesy, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think the Cross and the American flag belong together, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you think Jesus wore an "I love the USA" t-shirt, you might be a Christian Nationalist.
If you are looking for an earthly ruler to fix a spiritual problem, you might be a Christian Nationalist.