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Solemateleft

Solemateleft

Honor, Courage, Commitment
#61
Jun 25, 2017
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No, Nope, I'm not buying any of this malarkey... This can't be right...
I feel like I just woke up in a CC version of the Twilight Zone...
what are you people on? is it safe? is it a christian high? and where can I get some of that stuff?
 
Didymous

Didymous

Senior Member
#62
Feb 22, 2018
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#62
Solemateleft said:
No, Nope, I'm not buying any of this malarkey... This can't be right...
I feel like I just woke up in a CC version of the Twilight Zone...
what are you people on? is it safe? is it a christian high? and where can I get some of that stuff?
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BEGONE, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! I CONFESS I WAS LETTING LYNX FEEL RIGHTEOUS BEFORE I SANCTIMONIED HIM TO HECK!!! ANYONE WHO IS AS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND PERFECT AS I WOULD KNOW THAT I'M SUCH A GREAT THEOLOGIAN THAT MY PURE SPIRIT AUTOMATICALLY WRITES SCRIPTURE WITH INVISIBLE SCREEN INK EACH TIME I POST!!!! ALL THE BEST VERSES FROM REVELATION 23, 3RD & 4TH CORINTHIANS, 7TH ESDRAS, AND THE OTHER LOST BOOKS I DISCOVERED WHILE SLEEPWALKING ARE WRITTEN ON YOUR SCREENS-ALMOST GUARANTEEING YOUR BEING ESCORTED INTO HEAVEN-IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH UNWORTHY SINNERS NOT ABLE TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!!! AGAIN, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STONE YOURSELVES, FOR I'M TOO BUSY BEING A PERFECT CONDEMNER!!!!!! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU PITIFUL, UNWORTHY WRETCHES, BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE EVEN I CAN SAVE YOU FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!
 
Dino246

Dino246

Senior Member
#66
Jun 30, 2015
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Lynx said:
You got something against short people Dino? Am I going to have to bust out Zacchaeus on you?
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I figured Zacchaeus would be along... shortly.

In the meantime, I have a tall tale for you.
 
Lynx

Lynx

Folksy yet erudite
#69
Aug 13, 2014
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Didymous said:
BEGONE, YE OF LITTLE FAITH!!! I CONFESS I WAS LETTING LYNX FEEL RIGHTEOUS BEFORE I SANCTIMONIED HIM TO HECK!!! ANYONE WHO IS AS SELF RIGHTEOUS AND PERFECT AS I WOULD KNOW THAT I'M SUCH A GREAT THEOLOGIAN THAT MY PURE SPIRIT AUTOMATICALLY WRITES SCRIPTURE WITH INVISIBLE SCREEN INK EACH TIME I POST!!!! ALL THE BEST VERSES FROM REVELATION 23, 3RD & 4TH CORINTHIANS, 7TH ESDRAS, AND THE OTHER LOST BOOKS I DISCOVERED WHILE SLEEPWALKING ARE WRITTEN ON YOUR SCREENS-ALMOST GUARANTEEING YOUR BEING ESCORTED INTO HEAVEN-IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH UNWORTHY SINNERS NOT ABLE TO BE IN MY PRESENCE!!! AGAIN, I COMMAND YOU ALL TO STONE YOURSELVES, FOR I'M TOO BUSY BEING A PERFECT CONDEMNER!!!!!! I WILL PRAY FOR YOU PITIFUL, UNWORTHY WRETCHES, BUT I DON'T SUPPOSE EVEN I CAN SAVE YOU FROM TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!
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"Caps lock is "cruise control" for cool."
 
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