Not that anybody on the face of this earth cares, but I think that I've finally reached the point where I can honestly say that I only like women in theory, but not at all in practice...and I'm not even sure about the in theory part.
I'm not saying that there aren't any good women on this planet, but I am saying that I've never personally met one. Well, at least not one that wasn't already taken. Then again, I never really had the opportunity to ask those women who took off running in the opposite direction the moment that they first laid eyes on me if they were married or single, so there's that (lol).
Even the women in my own family are HORRIBLE, and I have a very big family. Seriously, if I wasn't already related to them, and if I was married to any of them, then I'd probably tie a UPS truck around my neck and jump off of the nearest bridge.
LOOK OUT BELOW!!!
Now, before anybody accuses me of being sexist or misogynistic, I'll plainly state that men are just as bad, if not worse.
Well, that's my two cents worth.
(He sits on the ground behind his tree, thanks God that he's a bear, and opens a jar of honey)