So yeah, about the good, clean, christian meetup...
When I got there they were all talking about a gentleman's club. On the FIRST DAY somebody got crabs. Then somebody wouldn't give somebody else any sugar... Actually the one refusing was the same person who got crabs! By the end of the meetup we had a sister-wife situation.
Three of them started in Georgia and traveled to Pigeon Forge as a group. On the way they saw a sign for the "Frisky Biscuit." Being too inquisitive for their own good, they googled and found out it was a gentleman's club. They thought it was a hoot and determined to get a picture of it on the way back.
The first night there, one of them got crab rangoon for supper. I might have made a comment that they were talking about the Frisky Biscuit and already somebody got crabs.
Later we played a card game called Pit. It has cards that represent different commodities - wheat, barley, oats, sugar, rice, etc. - and the objective is to get all nine of one kind of card, whereupon you have "cornered the market" on that commodity. I was collecting sugar on this round, but didn't find all nine cards before somebody else cornered the market on something else. The person who had eaten crab rangoon happened to have my last two sugar cards. Somebody commented that she wouldn't give me any sugar. I allowed that for two reasons... I had made the crab joke, and the sugar joke was actually pretty good.
The only thing left is the sister wives:
On our way home from the pinball museum we were going to stop by the store, but we couldn't remember how much of what we had on hand at the house, so we went home to take stock first. Rodney and the girls headed back to the store but I elected to stay home and start baking cookies. One of them said, "Aww, Rodney just took all the girls and left Lynxus alone!" The other said, "Oh cool, we could be sister wives!"
Yup, just a good, clean, wholesome, Christian meetup.
Let the stoning begin.