This sounds like a thread for bored people.
Well... here you are, reading it. Are you bored? Welcome to Boredom Hall, I guess.
I think some of them are a hoot, myself. Well... I guess it should be plural. I think they are hoots.
Personally I'm not really bored right now. I just picked up Alien: Isolation on gog and I'm busy sneaking through space station halls and feeling my heart jump every time I hear a noise. Is that the Alien over there? What about that dark corner? It could be anywhere, and it runs faster than I can...