THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

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my dear "Ruby123 the online cake Baker..."
The number sequence of the cakes goes from 20-zero...not zero-20..
So Having consulted with my agent..you have graciously made me about 6 cakes so far....making it somewhere around cake number 16 ish..the next cake would be number 15 and so on....down to cake number 1...🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Just had to fill you in..😊😊
I actually have made about nineteen although I may have eaten about sixteen of them. The contract didn't say who could eat them leaving me with one to go. This last one I will send to you lol.
 
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I love female drummers also! I have a serious crush on this woman, she loves me also ( I can dream, leave me alone).


Do you play drums? Meytal's really good. I think she's pretty too but I'm not attracted to her. I'm not attracted to anyone actually.
 

Lanolin

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karen carpenter is the only female drummer I can think of, but the carpenters are so old like way before I was born.
 
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She's my all-time favorite singer and she's a good drummer too. She wanted to be a drummer before she became a singer. The music producers wanted her to sing but she was just singing while drumming to demo her brother's songs. She didn't plan on being a singer.
 

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I actually have made about nineteen although I may have eaten about sixteen of them. The contract didn't say who could eat them leaving me with one to go. This last one I will send to you lol.
So this explains why your virtual bins have been full of used cake bases over the past few months...🎂🎂
So you have changed the terms and conditions of the contract...this is the 2nd contract you have changed...so gotta enforce the appropriate penalty..
2,000 virtual sandwiches from you for the next 9 years..🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪😊😊
 
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So this explains why your virtual bins have been full of used cake bases over the past few months...🎂🎂
So you have changed the terms and conditions of the contract...this is the 2nd contract you have changed...so gotta enforce the appropriate penalty..
2,000 virtual sandwiches from you for the next 9 years..🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪🥪😊😊
I think I may have to employ the Panda chef to help me. That is alot of sandwiches for many years lol.
 

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I think I may have to employ the Panda chef to help me. That is alot of sandwiches for many years lol.
Opps i forgot to mention they are only just about an inch across in diameter.Coz ur such a good cook...micro sandwiches will have less calories ect...pandas hands are just too big..🐼🐾...😊😊
 
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Opps i forgot to mention they are only just about an inch across in diameter.Coz ur such a good cook...micro sandwiches will have less calories ect...pandas hands are just too big..🐼🐾...😊😊
I couldn't find the panda, but here is his dad. Specialty is noodles rather than sandwiches. I hope it helps...
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She's my all-time favorite singer and she's a good drummer too. She wanted to be a drummer before she became a singer. The music producers wanted her to sing but she was just singing while drumming to demo her brother's songs. She didn't plan on being a singer.
yea she was amazing vocalist but some of her songs are just so sad.
And really horrible what happened to her regarding anorexia.

I think being in the limelight out in front singing may have contributed but from what I read her mother was terribly mean to her.
She had so much going for her she could have even been a musical or broadway star if they had done musicals back in the seventies. Anyway, there was a time when I just listened to carpenters albums non stop cos I couldnt get enough of her voice, it just sounded like it was from heaven.
 
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yea she was amazing vocalist but some of her songs are just so sad.
And really horrible what happened to her regarding anorexia.

I think being in the limelight out in front singing may have contributed but from what I read her mother was terribly mean to her.
She had so much going for her she could have even been a musical or broadway star if they had done musicals back in the seventies. Anyway, there was a time when I just listened to carpenters albums non stop cos I couldnt get enough of her voice, it just sounded like it was from heaven.
I saw an interview with someone who knew her and worked with her. I forget who it was, it might have been Richard, but i can't remember. He said there was a concert that she did and she heard one of the producers say that she looked big and she took it very personally and started to lose weight. She was actually wearing a dress that was sort of puffy and made her look a bit puffed out.
 
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Opps i forgot to mention they are only just about an inch across in diameter.Coz ur such a good cook...micro sandwiches will have less calories ect...pandas hands are just too big..🐼🐾...😊😊
lol, this thread is crazy.
Ok Encouragement I will send you microwave lol sandwiches.
 
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I couldn't find the panda, but here is his dad. Specialty is noodles rather than sandwiches. I hope it helps...
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ok lol, the thread just got crazier. How does a Panda have a duck for a father?
Noodles are good. If Encouragement doesn't want them I will but I have the feeling he will have them with his sandwiches.
 

Lanolin

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I saw an interview with someone who knew her and worked with her. I forget who it was, it might have been Richard, but i can't remember. He said there was a concert that she did and she heard one of the producers say that she looked big and she took it very personally and started to lose weight. She was actually wearing a dress that was sort of puffy and made her look a bit puffed out.
oh that is why when people, particularly when men say about a womans size a if all that matters, like what they LOOK like ....that these things can really derail someone.

I know lots of young females get eating disorders because of the emphasis on looks. I know at least about five who had problems like anorexia, binge eating and self image and its not something thats easy to deal with. Plus arent men aware that if a woman falls pregnant, thanks to them they WILL swell up like a balloon. So how can they be hypocritcal about looks when they will directly cause a womans weight gain anyway? women dont make men fat. Men cant fall pregant (wothout medical intervention) But men can make women fat because thats what you are when you are pregnant.
 

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ok lol, the thread just got crazier. How does a Panda have a duck for a father?
Noodles are good. If Encouragement doesn't want them I will but I have the feeling he will have them with his sandwiches.
adopted?
 

Encouragement

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ok lol, the thread just got crazier. How does a Panda have a duck for a father?
Noodles are good. If Encouragement doesn't want them I will but I have the feeling he will have them with his sandwiches.
I know I can see that conversations are gonna be springing up completely separate from our bantering ..so at some point soon I will prevent anymore comments being added to this post of just tell them to create their own thread to discuss whatever and not on here...
Anyway...those micro (as in size...not that they are microwave).sandwiches will give me the boost I need...changing ladies tyres on the road is hard work..plus maintaining great politeness....so having noodles could be part of my dinner..🍝🍝🍝🍝😊
Anything's possible..me with my trimmed chest wig with glowing teeth whitener,eating miniature sandwiches,....a panda cooking food....I guess hey..why not tmrow in a parental duck for the panda too🐼🐼🦆🦆🦆🤣🤣
 
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Ruby123

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lol, threads have multiple conversations, arguments, teams etc etc happening at the same time. Anything goes. A bit like this


Micro sandwiches. I will have to look these up. Sounds like the english mini cucumber sandwiches at tea parties??
 

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lol, threads have multiple conversations, arguments, teams etc etc happening at the same time. Anything goes. A bit like this


Micro sandwiches. I will have to look these up. Sounds like the english mini cucumber sandwiches at tea parties??
well if that's how they then at some point theres gonna be a few car crashes..just too much traffic without a proper control system in place..🚦🚥🚘🚗🚗🚘🚘....I will keep an eye in things.."feel like a CEO if my own thread..🤣"
Plus it can also dilute the meaning of a threads original purpose..

lol yes they are tasty sandwiches bit sized morsels but packed with stuff..bit like an overfilled suitcase.🥪🥪..plus I could use it as a romantic gesture. ....somehow.. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
 
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well if that's how they then at some point theres gonna be a few car crashes..just too much traffic without a proper control system in place..🚦🚥🚘🚗🚗🚘🚘....I will keep an eye in things.."feel like a CEO if my own thread..🤣"
Plus it can also dilute the meaning of a threads original purpose..

lol yes they are tasty sandwiches bit sized morsels but packed with stuff..bit like an overfilled suitcase.🥪🥪..plus I could use it as a romantic gesture. ....somehow.. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣
look at all the tyres you could change Encouragement. You will be very busy and by the looks of it as your employee so will I lol.

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