The New Ship It Thread

[Godsgirl83]

Here... a reminder of what might have been for you, me, and several others here:

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If only we stopped questioning each other and actually took that trip

 

[Gojira]

If only we stopped questioning each other and actually took that trip

We'd all be dead LOL

 

[Gardenias]

Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best opening flirt lines by Don Rickles.

SHE KNOWS, FRIEND!...................NOW

 

[Gardenias]

Thanks Gar, so glad you noticed, I have been throwing my best flirt lines her way and to no avail. I am down to my last couple then out of luck. Could you clue her in before I am forced to desperate measures and open up, read, and use the lines from a book I have hanging around. 101 best opening flirt lines by Don Rickles.

I get you,you get giggles.....Don Rickels

 

[jennymae]

SHE KNOWS, FRIEND!...................NOW

I can literally hear you saying that out loud lol.

 

[Gardenias]

I can literally hear you saying that out loud lol.

I'll just bet you can girlfriend from OUR state.

 

[TheArtist]

We can ship ourselves to someone? Haha that actually sounds like a much more interesting thread. "Ship yourself to someone!"

that would make for an interesting thread might be risky shipping yourself. think I am going to be on the ss ship seeing where the river floats the ship lol

 

[Lanolin]

that would make for an interesting thread might be risky shipping yourself. think I am going to be on the ss ship seeing where the river floats the ship lol

stowaway on board?!

thought there was someone hiding under our dining table

 

[Lynx]

We can ship ourselves to someone? Haha that actually sounds like a much more interesting thread. "Ship yourself to someone!"

Yeah but... Since when have humans ever known what we really want, much less what we really need?

 

[1ofthem]

Nyet. Ixnay. Negatory.

If we continue I will have to explain by talking about Lanolin in a manner in which I do not like to talk about people. So let's leave it at that.

I hear you loud and clear.

So, I'm definitely dropping it now. Cause I sure don't want to cause any more trouble on this thread...

And I answered my own question anyways...I know exactly who has the biggest set of claws on here. Just need to look in the mirror, I guess....

 

[1ofthem]

I get you,you get giggles.....Don Rickels

Yep, he's just so smooth. But...but...he'd better come at me with something better than Don Rickels....LOL

 

[stilllearning]

I get you,you get giggles.....Don Rickels

Yeah I loved a lot of the comedy we had before we went all woke, and PC before that.

 

[stilllearning]

Yep, he's just so smooth. But...but...he'd better come at me with something better than Don Rickels....LOL

Well I hit on you suggesting a B flick Spaghetti Western about a lazy cowboy who has never showered and has horrible table manners. I figured Don Rickles would be a upgrade.......LOL It is apparently evident, I was mistaken.........LOL I better up my game............LOL

 

[Gardenias]

Well I hit on you suggesting a B flick Spaghetti Western about a lazy cowboy who has never showered and has horrible table manners. I figured Don Rickles would be a upgrade.......LOL It is apparently evident, I was mistaken.........LOL I better up my game............LOL

Yep, he's just so smooth. But...but...he'd better come at me with something better than Don Rickels....LOL

Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !

 

[stilllearning]

Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !

We were goofing off for laughs. Guess that one bombed..........LOL Looks like

Hey loves,
I have a GREAT suggestion!
WHY don't YOU TWO take it to pm and get to really know one another?
1 you both are quick witted
2 you both LOVE the Lord
3 HE is all about LOVE !

It's on me. Saw where others when paired would fight and get laughs. So figured would take it in different direction and silly flirt for laughs. Can just add that my list of other bombed jokes.........LOL

 

[1ofthem]

We were goofing off for laughs. Guess that one bombed..........LOL Looks like


It's on me. Saw where others when paired would fight and get laughs. So figured would take it in different direction and silly flirt for laughs. Can just add that my list of other bombed jokes.........LOL

LOL...you wanna talk about bombing out on jokes...Go back and read the last few pages of this thread....

Seems I bombed out royally on my delivery

But hey, I'm still winning, right even if it is in the category of bombing a joke or two or three......lol

 

[Gardenias]

 

[G00WZ]

Trying to pull from the Post a Pic thread for Round 2 but I'm not completely through it yet.

Here's a few more in the meantime.

@stilllearning & @Rosemaryx

@GiveThanks & @G00WZ

@Dave42 & @Ruby123

@JStates & @Lanolin

If I mention people more than once, I promise I am NOT trying to promote polygamy, I'm just trying to give people options. 💕😎

Im all late seeing this thread lol.

 

[Gojira]

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I saw one that uses profanity (a dog looking outside his window and everything's white). I won't (obviously) post it here, but it really made me crack up.

 

[Lanolin]

this is the OLD ship it thread now