I ban melita for not wanting to go to work.
Actually someone was talking to me one day about not wanting to go to work. He said "I even talked to God about it."
I said, "That wouldn't do any good. God won't go against what's in the Bible."
"Okay, what's it say in the Bible?"
"Well... it says if a man doesn't work, he doesn't eat."
"But I been working 35 years man!"
"Yeah, and you been eating for 35 years. You wanna stop both of them now?"
Finally he said, "Man... you're a hard person to talk to!"