that awkward moment when...

[maxwel]

My mistake, I was under the impression you had nothing left.

Oh, I definitely have nothing left.

I'm completely in my right mind.

 

[Whassup]

That awkward moment when... it smells like Up Dog

Isn't anyone going to ask what's up dog?

 

[Tintin]

Isn't anyone going to ask what's up dog?

No, I don't think so.

 

[Whassup]

No, I don't think so.

It'll be great fun... you don't kno what'cher missin

 

[Lynx]

We are familiar with it. You might still get a computer to fall for it though.

 

[jeremyPJ]

when you realize you have leftover Pizza in the fridge that has been calling your name all day and because your music headphones are on, you didn't know. (the shame, a pizza going to waste!) This is a crime in my house, just sayin'.

 

[Lenardzw]

when you realize you have leftover Pizza in the fridge that has been calling your name all day and because your music headphones are on, you didn't know. (the shame, a pizza going to waste!) This is a crime in my house, just sayin'.

You know what? That really is criminal. Jury selection starts later today.

 

[Addison]

 

[missy2014]

note to self ,tip for others: Dont tell abing or ANYONE about your Dad's 40 fatty meat patties in the freezer i even said we were eating them to use them up #inthe past so like this year#

AWKWARD

 

[IDEAtor]

You turn to say something, only nothing good is said, as snot flies out of your nose bungeeing toward(s) your onlooker, just before your getting slapped silly with the wad of what-just-happened

 

[Chey60]

The awkward moment when you see someone that looks someone you know and you waved at them and called their name and it's not them. 0.0

ditto!
happened to me in the store yesterday... saw a guy from church who was standing in line at the self checkout next to some ladies so I assumed they were together and said HI guys to the ladies who were walking toward me..past the guy I actually knew and who had just been waiting for a checkout counter near him but didn't know him ..sigh..
I just turned back around and hoped they thought I Was awkwardly friendly to stranger..

or when you see someone waving toward you and you wave back only to realize it's not you they are waving at.

 

[JustWhoIAm]

 

[Lynx]

I just dropped something on my keyboard and it accidentally played every song One Direction ever did.

 

[JustWhoIAm]

I just dropped something on my keyboard and it accidentally played every song One Direction ever did.

That doesn't sound like you're joking.
Are you joking?
...

 

[Lynx]

It is in fact a joke, based on the assumption that One Direction songs all use the same one chord.

 

[G00WZ]

That awkward moment when you accidentally sneeze and fart at the same time

 

[Lenardzw]

That awkward moment when you are fiddling with your key, in the rain, trying to unlock the door whilst balancing your umbrella and shopping, then you realise that the key would work so much better if this was actually your car.

 

[zeroturbulence]

That awkward moment when you realize that love's never going to walk into your life.... no matter how hard you try, how many women you meet or how much you want it to happen.. it's just hopeless..

[video=youtube;9gU2fRKgVKw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gU2fRKgVKw[/video]

 

[mailmandan]

That awkward moment when you accidentally sneeze and fart at the same time

 

[Tinuviel]

That awkward moment when you are fiddling with your key, in the rain, trying to unlock the door whilst balancing your umbrella and shopping, then you realise that the key would work so much better if this was actually your car.

Brilliantly told!