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CarolSampaio

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in texas, you can drive 7 hrs and STILL be in texas -_- lol
I'm isolated... I cannot drive anywhere!!! :/

Oh... I can drive to Venezuela... I can't drive to other places in my own country, but I can drive to Venezuela... :D
 
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Tintin

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28 hrs, anybody???;)
What state do you live in, dear sister?

I recalculated how long it would take to travel from the most southern point of South Australia to the most northern corner. Over 18 hours, not 12. Oops. And there aren't a huge amount of towns along the way.
 
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someone said cake. where is it?
Melita you are too funny about bringing it back to food...Im surprised you are so little with such a healthy appetite/ obsession! Are you one of those. ..I can eat whatever I want because my metabolism is set on high? LoL..dont mind me Im just jealous :)
 

melita916

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Melita you are too funny about bringing it back to food...Im surprised you are so little with such a healthy appetite/ obsession! Are you one of those. ..I can eat whatever I want because my metabolism is set on high? LoL..dont mind me Im just jealous :)
No ma'am! Lol I'm a chunky monkey! Lol I just have a skinny face. I love food, and it mos def shows. Haha.

Dang it. Now I feel bad for skipping treadmill time this week. Bleh :( lol
 
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I see your 28 hours Jennymae...and raise you another 14
 
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ServantStrike

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That would be lovely. I'll bring my harmonica.
Is this a wedding or a hoe-down?

I mean, for the one you wear shoes, the other you wear boots. Some of us need to know what to wear!
 

mailmandan

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No ma'am! Lol I'm a chunky monkey! Lol I just have a skinny face. I love food, and it mos def shows. Haha.

Dang it. Now I feel bad for skipping treadmill time this week. Bleh :( lol
"Chunky monkey, delicate flower." You come up with some interesting terms to describe yourself. lol
 
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ServantStrike

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"Chunky monkey, delicate flower." You come up with some interesting terms to describe yourself. lol
Hey wait a minute....

Those sound like flavors of ice cream.
 
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VioletReigns

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wait. i thought you're the bride? well, i guess you can play the harmonica while coming down the aisle. that would be epic.

hehe
May I play the spoons?? Bwahahahaha!!!!! :rolleyes:
 
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ServantStrike

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that's how i roll :cool: lol
Roll?

Again with the fat jokes with you. You should branch out.

You should try switching to the most classic of high brow humor - fart jokes.

Remember, he who farts in church sits in his own pew. That guy never has to share his ice cream!
 

melita916

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Roll?

Again with the fat jokes with you. You should branch out.

You should try switching to the most classic of high brow humor - fart jokes.

Remember, he who farts in church sits in his own pew. That guy never has to share his ice cream!
did you just call me fat?!

hehe. i like asking that question randomly. the reactions i get are hilarious.