While I do sympathize with the many, many people here who post "Want Ads" looking for a wife or husband...
The last one has me REALLY tempted to write some sort of parody thread such as, "Asian Nutcase Looking for a Good Couch... Must Be Firm, Dependable, and Accommodating."
Be good, Seoul... be good... (but it's so HARD.) Being good is such a bummer sometimes...