scare a date off with 1 phrase!

[WineRose]

I'll give it all I got. I'll give 101%!

 

[becc]

I'll give it all I got. I'll give 101%!

That would certainly scare me.... it actually did. Hahahahaa. Lol

 

[loverofjesus27]

If you’re my most squishy stubby intimate friend you must become my ultimate intimate traitor. I can quote it in the psalms. Did i betray you?? That means we’re intimate!! Hallelujah!

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

If you’re my most squishy stubby intimate friend you must become my ultimate intimate traitor. I can quote it in the psalms. Did i betray you?? That means we’re intimate!! Hallelujah!

*As I plunge the knife into your back and give it a good twist*
”Can we be friends? Or at least frenemies?”

 

[loverofjesus27]

*As I plunge the knife into your back and give it a good twist*
”Can we be friends? Or at least frenemies?”

after i get out of the emergency room with medicine and everything.

 

[La_Vie_En_Rose]

after i get out of the emergency room with medicine and everything.

Sure, it takes a lot of pain killers to tolerate me- you’d have to be in a semi conscious state. You could take them as a preventative measure for my future attack. ANTICIPAAAAAAATION *singing off key*.

 

[Lizzy]

I want Will Ferrel to cow bell at my next family dance party !! This was a good one !

 

[joefizz]

I shall serenade you with my tuba.

 

[joefizz]

could you honk my nose I can't use the horn on the car!?

 

[joefizz]

I burned my bed because I got one spot on it.

 

[joefizz]

Can I clean your house I heard you don't know how to!?

 

[joefizz]

I am about to exterminate all the phoric flies in my house with a vacuum cleaner and without mercy,wanna join me!?(seriously doing this today)

 

[loverofjesus27]

Can you fart the alphabet too? From 100 to 100 how filthy is your mouth?

 

[joefizz]

Can you fart the alphabet too? From 100 to 100 how filthy is your mouth?

Filthier than a dog's but cleaner than an alligator's.

 

[loverofjesus27]

The devil tells me i don’t have a chance with you. You belong to someone else.

 

[joefizz]

The devil tells me i don’t have a chance with you. You belong to someone else.

Did he give you their name and address?

 

[loverofjesus27]

Filthier than a dog's but cleaner than an alligator's.

my dog’s breath stinks like dead fish, muahaha

 

[loverofjesus27]

Did he give you their name and address?

yeah. Resident of very important people.

 

[becc]

I just farted. Lol

 

[WineRose]

This lemon detergent smells great! Want a taste?