fanatic
(You will have to send me the instructions, Ruby. All I do is take said Whangdoodle, and put him into the skinning machine, and then all the useless or superfluous Whangdoodle components are removed, and out comes a lovely hat. That's what I'm wearing. But probably my beard helps me catch the Whangdoodles. They try to blend into their environment, but when Whangdoodles get itchy, they also sneeze. And a sneezing Whangdoodle is easier to locate than a quiet one...)