I knew that it was a bunny. Especially since you encouraged me to openly proclaim my own love for bunnies on another thread not too long ago.
Btw, my date with the midget woman with an excessive amount of facial hair did not end well.
I mean, there we were, enjoying a nice romantic dinner together, when, suddenly, she looks at me and says, "Honey, I think that you should grow a mustache and a beard". When I responded by saying, "Must we do everything together?", she ran under the table, punched me in my shin, and then stormed out in a huff. Well, I did eat the rest of the strawberry shortcake that she had ordered for dessert before hobbling out to my car and driving home from the restaurant, so the date was not a total bust.
Sighhhhhhh.
Single again.