Love Advice with Dr. Des

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Desdichado

Desdichado

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It would take me three months to grow back the luxurient beard I had
 
oyster67

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Desdichado said:
Here's something funny. When this chick said goodbye, I felt like a piece of crap. Real self-destructive mood.

In a fit of rage, I trimmed and shaved my beard of four years away. Back to clean shaven.
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It took you 4 years to grow a beard?
 
Desdichado

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Bahaha. No. I've had one for almost four years.

It's one thing to grow a beard. You're prepared for it. It's gradual.

It's another to have a beard and see it gone after a few moments of destructive catharsis.

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It took you 4 years to grow a beard?
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Desdichado

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She let go of me officially at 11:30pm last night. I then went out and destroyed sticks with my hands. Split firewood for a while. Walked two miles. Shaved my beard.
 
Desdichado

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You rock man.

I'm getting a turtle soon. He will out-live me and probably come to see me when I feed him.

Best part is, I'll probably die before the punk. Leave him to my heir.

oyster67 said:
Jesus and Oyst love you, Des.

P.S. Get a dog that is loyal, kind, and true.;)
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Desdichado

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That or a new mandolin which will help grease the skids towards producing a new heir.

Chicks dig instruments.
 
Desdichado

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One of my more snarky exes used to bring up how we used the metric system to get to the moon.

Screw that technicality. The society which used imperial weights and measures got to the moon. Hah.


UCA4J said:
so ... Kgs ...




No weight, it's ... Pounds ...
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