Lets laugh together!
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I can only imagine the reaction at the dinner table, if i asked someone to pass me a stabby grabby. Now they will just wonder why I am smiling to myself when I ask someone to pass me a fork.
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That would be a great bit of fun if it were terms used today and a Paramedic returned home after work to share to his family how his day went.
"Dear how was work?"
"It went pretty well till the end. We got a call for a woman in distress because she was stung and yet allergic to fuzzy buzzy's and it just so happened it had somehow flowin into her breastie nestie before hand. We ultimately had to use the hearty starty because she went into cardiac arrest. My partner removed her feetie heaties to reduce the edema, and then we transported her to hospital where she was on her way to in the first place for a maybe baby. Honey, it was a real screamy dreamy, let me tell ya.
Where's the kids? I need them to go with me to buy licky stickies so that I can send in the permission slip to the travel bureau for their weekend trip to visit the floatie bloaties for their school Africa photo safari trip."
"Dear how was work?"
"It went pretty well till the end. We got a call for a woman in distress because she was stung and yet allergic to fuzzy buzzy's and it just so happened it had somehow flowin into her breastie nestie before hand. We ultimately had to use the hearty starty because she went into cardiac arrest. My partner removed her feetie heaties to reduce the edema, and then we transported her to hospital where she was on her way to in the first place for a maybe baby. Honey, it was a real screamy dreamy, let me tell ya.
Where's the kids? I need them to go with me to buy licky stickies so that I can send in the permission slip to the travel bureau for their weekend trip to visit the floatie bloaties for their school Africa photo safari trip."
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