I will probably not get married because of the likelihood of marrying a heathen

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eph610

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I think my cat might be a demonic shapeshifter. I mean...her eyes do glow in the dark; that's a telltale sign right there.
yeah we have a devil dog that manifests this way....our daughter has the same spirit when we use a flashlight to wake her up...
 

Huglife

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yeah we have a devil dog that manifests this way....our daughter has the same spirit when we use a flashlight to wake her up...
My cats will randomly run as fast as they can to another room.they usually knock over a few things in the process Lola or tear up an arm.

They might be possessed lol
 
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eph610

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My cats will randomly run as fast as they can to another room.they usually knock over a few things in the process Lola or tear up an arm.

They might be possessed lol
we used to live in a split level house and our devil cat would sit on the steps leading to the bedrooms and when you walked up from the family room, she would attack your head and run away.....obvious demonization right there...
 

Huglife

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we used to live in a split level house and our devil cat would sit on the steps leading to the bedrooms and when you walked up from the family room, she would attack your head and run away.....obvious demonization right there...
One of mine will get on the back of the couch and bite tour head...not a good sign
 

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As a former girl scout leaders hubby, I can testify that this cult was everything fenner said and more...

The dreaded call...Honey go pick up the cookies....still keeps me awake at night....
Boxes and boxes of cookies! It never stopped!
 
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travelingthrough

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Maybe all cats are demonic shape shifters!?!?
 
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eph610

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Boxes and boxes of cookies! It never stopped!
We lost one of our smaller cult followers....we looked everywhere for her.....my cult leader wife and her assistant cult leader, ,who was the cult followers mom, found her a month later.......in a pallet of cookie boxes......thankfully she had the cookies to eat......or it would have been bad....
 

Huglife

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Welcome to cc. We have cookies and demonic shape shifters here:)

Lol I should totally great newcomers with that
 
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eph610

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Welcome to cc. We have cookies and demonic shape shifters here:)

Lol I should totally great newcomers with that
I thought cookies were demons....oh wait never mind....
 
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eph610

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...not if they're sugar-free. Maybe it's the other way around. Hmmm....
even without sugar some swear we must cast out bad calories....your mileage may vary though....
 
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crosstweed

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Here are some questions i could try:

1. so when did you become a Christian?
2. How will you rate the level of your christian faith?
3. are you aware of false Christians in the church?
4. so are you a true or a false christian?
5. are you aware that not everyone is actually a seed of God?
6. so are you a seed of God?
7. i will like to have a relationship with a true Christian child of God, so please tell me if you are a true christian.

if she says she is true then i will say:

8. that's great, so you really are a true Christian, so you are not in some sort of cult, you are not some sort demon...lol.....seriously, you are not in any cult, are you?
At about question #3, I would have started looking at you funny.

By question #6, I would be backing away slowly.

By question #7, I would have begun reverse-interrogating you about your spiritual discernment (or, shall I say, lack thereof).

If you even got to question #8, I would be conducting an amateur psych-eval.

I'm all for being careful about who you date, and finding a true Christian to marry, and asking serious questions... but for crying out loud... God gave you ears and eyes and common sense (well... to some people, anyway), and instructions about what fruits to look for in true Christians.

Most demon-possessed people give non-Christians the heebie-jeebies, let alone someone who has the Holy Spirit guiding them. (Again, humans can be demon-possessed or demon influenced, but they are not demons. God came to save people, including those who are demon-possessed; demons cannot be saved, they are not humans.)

Sorry... but I feel bad for the girl who ultimately gets subjected to this. Any woman with common sense, true Christian or not, would probably be long gone by the time you were done with your interrogation.
 
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Tintin

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Some many cookies and so little Melita.
 
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Is this a black cat?
Nah, she looks like this:
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Which is really quite clever of her; everyone just assumes the black ones are demons, but no one would suspect this stripey, white kitten-faced thing.
 
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Tintin

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Some many cookies and so little Melita.
Dang it. That's meant to say, "So many cookies and so little Melita."
I do know how to spell.





Honestly.