Howdy Tex and welcome to the forum. Glad you survived the last few weeks of the sun trying to kill us.
That sounds like somebody I used to know long, long ago in a chat room far, far away. He would walk to the local Wawa every morning and buy one banana.
"Why not just buy a few bananas while you're there?"
"Then I wouldn't have an excuse to go for a walk tomorrow."
What happens when it's raining? Do you put on a raincoat and go for a walk, or do you sit by the window and glare at the clouds?