Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

[Jennie-Mae]

#168

Don't Gamble.

#169

But apply the mascara carefully in your home before getting into your car😇.

 

[Jennie-Mae]

Rattlers ain't nothing to mess with.

For some reason the Rattler vs Cottonmouth thing reminds me of the midterm.

 

[p_rehbein]

It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go........

 

[Lynx]

It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go........

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I have that song in my collection. It's one of my favorites.

 

[Prognostic]

Words to live by my friend words to live by! Love it!

Here's one.

Never believe any thing you hear.

And only half of what you can see.

 

[RodB65]

Retirement is when you've given so much of yourself to the company, that you no longer have anything left they can use.

 

[p_rehbein]

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Don't squat with your spurs on

 

[p_rehbein]

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

 

[p_rehbein]

It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

 

[Phillster]

Never bike up a steep hill, and coast back down, before checking if your brakes work(hello fence post).

 

[p_rehbein]

If you ever need to make your hat, it is best to do it most ricky tik

 

[Sonflower]

Don't turn on netflix for "background noise" when studying...it doesn't end well.

 

[p_rehbein]

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

 

[Sonflower]

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Always try turning the computer off and on again before calling technical support

 

[p_rehbein]

 

[Sonflower]

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I'm definitely a procaffinator.

 

[tourist]

Sometimes when I'm down I feel like eating the yellow show and call it good. Fortunately, I live in Florida so I haven't had to resort to such a desperate measure.

 

[A-Visitant]

I'm definitely a procaffinator.

Me too! I love me some coffee

 

[fizzyjoe]

It’s a good idea to leave the seat up occasionally to make sure the ladies are paying attention before sitting. You’re doing them a service really.

"Occasionally"?
You do want to live right?

 

[fizzyjoe]

Life lesson#A-Never use a pool noodle under both your arms while sitting in a pool chair it locks you into the chair to where you can't get back out of the chair!(did this when I was a toddler and learned my lesson)