Long, long, ago, when I used to drink, I passed out when my aunt Blanche was around. She woke me up and gave me $20 to go buy some beer. I was still half asleep, and I didn' understand why everyone at the store was staring at me-until I looked in the little mirror on the sunglass stand. My aunt had given me a very nice makeover. Eyeliner, rouge, lipstick, eyelash stuff, etc...