Limericks

What's with your perpetual mocking
I find it to be rude and shocking
My friend crime does not pay
When you wake Christmas day
You'll only find coal in your stocking

P.S.

Of course, I am only joking, and not truly offended.

You're a good sport. I appreciate your humor.

Well I need to get ready for work
To tell my boss that he's a big jerk
I will surely get fired
But I'm feeling inspired
To show others that I learned to twerk

Yep pole dancing's the new route for me
I'll be twerking from seven 'til three
I doubt I will make tips
But with my swivel hips
At least I'll remain cellulite free

Lol. I have truly lost my mind. You might want to start a prayer vigil for me or something.

I know that this isn't the correct place for such a request, but I truly do need to leave for work shortly, and I am totally exhausted. Work is crazy this time of year, and I've only been averaging about 4 hours of sleep per night for the last few weeks. If anybody reading this wouldn't mind saying a prayer that God would strengthen me by his Spirit, then I would certainly appreciate it. I also get stupid when I'm tired, but you all probably already noticed that. Thank you, and have a blessed day.

In the Bible Discussion Forum
There's really not too much decorum
The insults do there fly
Which is the reason why
Most convos there I just ignore 'em

Can't they see it's a real crying shame
To watch people all called by his name
Go for each other's throats
As each combatant gloats
Methinks that sinful pride is to blame

2Ti 2:23
But foolish and unlearned questions avoid, knowing that they do gender strifes.
2Ti 2:24
And the servant of the Lord must not strive; but be gentle unto all men, apt to teach, patient,
2Ti 2:25
In meekness instructing those that oppose themselves; if God peradventure will give them repentance to the acknowledging of the truth;
2Ti 2:26
And that they may recover themselves out of the snare of the devil, who are taken captive by him at his will.

I don't celebrate feasts of pagans
Nah I just say no like the Reagans
They can set up their trees
While running up great fees
Their credit bills soon will be plaguin

For me it's just a cold Winter's day
When I get off from work with full pay
I might eat some glazed ham
But I'll stay as I am
And not don apparel that is gay

If I see the fat guy in the suit
Then I'll probably give him the boot
Off my snow covered lawn
That his reindeer crapped on
Sending his chubby butt on its route

Whenever I think of your face
I lower my eyes in His grace
And pray for your cares
though not made awares
God carries, so the rest in the race

God knows your pace.
And God loves your face.
And forever I pray you will see it.
And maybe I think you'd agree it.
God knows your face.