It is time for Joe Biden to rally!
Tout all your successes.
1. Crime is down, way down. Many people think of looting as a crime, but Biden needs to set them straight, that is really reparations. No ever since Biden locked up all those dangerous grandparents from Jan 6th we are so much safer. This includes other programs like using the FBI to clean up school board meetings from parents complaining about their daughters being raped and their children being groomed. One of the most successful parts of the program is using lexicographers to solve the problem. By redefining felonies as misdemeanors and not clogging the courts with trials for those things it frees up the DOJ to focus on the really dangerous domestic terrorists, the 75 million hard core MAGA voters.
2. Border security has been transformed. No longer are we a xenophobic country trying to protect our people and our jobs from illegal aliens. We are now charitable to a fault, giving them our money, our hotels, even our cities. Bring up one of these guys on stage with a translator. Maybe this young man speaks arabic or chinese, surely we can find a translator to let the world know how Biden has helped him by flying him into the country. Maybe he chaparoned some child for the human traffickers and that is how he raised the money for the trip. Let him talk about what his dream is, perhaps he dreams that one day soon he will be running the country.
3. Also bring out the big boys, the guys who are making fat stacks of cash from this war in Ukraine. Let them talk about all the good that this is doing, talk about how their kids are doing at private school, have a slide show of your ski trip to Vail, let's hear the testimony of how Biden's economy has enriched the Military Industrial complex. All this talk about nuclear missiles, point out the other side of the story no one is talking about, those missiles have a great profit margin!
4. Encourage your base by telling them what you are going to do about the polls. Let's hear about the greatest fraud department ever assembled and all the great strategies you have for winning this election! Are you going to use the $60 billion slated for Israel to pay for this fraud department here in the US?
5. After touting all your successes with the economy, with inflation, with building up the manufacturing of bombs, talk about how you are going to tackle the US debt. Talk about all those IRS agents with guns and how they will be used effectively to get money from all these taxpayers using loopholes of bankruptcy to avoid paying their taxes.