can you guys post something funny please?

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mailmandan said:
Ten Ways You Know You're in a Bad Church

10. The church bus has gun racks

9. The staff consists of "Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-Pastor"

8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version"

7. There is an ATM in the lobby

6. Church services are B.Y.O.S. -- "Bring Your Own Snake"

5. The choir wears leather robes

4. There is no cover charge, but communion is a 2 drink minimum

3. They have karaoke worship time

2. The ushers ask "Smoking or Non-Smoking?" before seating you

1. The only song the church organist knows is "Innagaddadavita"
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OK, I admit it might be the wrong church but I'd hang around for a bit if I walked in on that. 😆









Anyone else see a second frog face on his tummy?
 
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