can you guys post something funny please?

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Karlon

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diner: "is it customary to tip the waiter in this restaurant"?
waiter: "why, ah yes, sir".
diner: "then hand me a tip, i've waited almost an hour for that steak i ordered"!
 

HealthAndHappiness

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Almost Heaven West Virginia
Wow, that's gotta be photoshopped.
But then again stranger things have happened.

Years ago, the newspaper announced aerial spraying for insects over three counties including ours. I found out that it was supposed to be a virus that causes the stomachs of the targeted insects to explode. I prayed that God would stop it even if He had to bring it down. I called around to try to get it stopped to no avail. I was told by the gt agency that it was harmless to people. When have I ever had reason to trust them? I just knew that they decided to spray us all like roaches and we had no say in the matter about breathing their pesticide.

It started spraying in the adjoining county that morning.
One school teacher who was planning on bringing her class to my facility for a field trip, called off because of extreme stomach pain!
It occurred right after they sprayed her.

Next thing, a firefighter friend stopped by to say hi. I didn't say anything to him about the spray. He approached me with shaking his head and was blown away by the emergency he got back from. He arrived at the crash landing of that plane. The pilot and passenger shouldn't have died, but they flipped over into a little creek like that with a foot or two of water and drowned.

I was Seriously humbled.
I didn't even say a word about the prayer until I asked questions and thought a while.
God is capable of doing what we can not and protecting us too.
 

Ballaurena

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I just tried to water my hens and chicks. I managed to also water a bird and her eggs. Whoops!
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Genipher

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Found a random note my 15 year old wrote on our dry erase board:

Eureka! I have discovered something useless!