can you guys post something funny please?

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I_am_Canadian

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Today I was scraping the bottom of the coin jars for change, and I got exactly $18.00 in a combination of dimes, quarters, loonie and toonies. I was going to go to subway for dinner, but decided I wanted torquitos from the local Circle K convenience store.

I get their and I am standing behind a guy with 3 torquitos, a sandwhich and a bottle of ginger ale. While I am waiting, the store clerk was in a panic because she had no change. I tried to tell her I had $18.00 in change, but I don't think she listened. (women go figure lol). So she pulls out a roll of change, the guy in front of me buys 2 packs of cigarettes and me I lay my change in front her before I lay down my purchase. Turns out the purchase came to $18.00 exactly.
 

Billyd

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A young country boy walked onto the Alabama football practice field and told the coach that he wanted to play football for Alabama. The coach asked the boy if he could run. Without hesitation, the boy ran the entire length of the field in under 12 seconds. The coach then asked the boy if he could tackle. Again, without hesitation, the boy charged a nearby tree and reduced it to sawdust. Impressed, the coach tossed a football to the boy and asked him if he could pass it. The boy replied, "it'll take a few minutes for me to eat it, but I'm sure I can pass it."
 

Fillan

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I tell people about the health benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. :)
 

Fillan

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In America it's called an elevator, in Scotland it's called a lift. I guess we're just raised differently. ;)
 

Karlon

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I deal with a stressful person everyday at my house and I really hope you guys can share some funny stuff please? Thanks
yourself, do bless, by removing the mess of stress by playing chess!
 

Solemateleft

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The "Anti-Unsolicited Kiss Movement" strikes out "True Love's Kisses" from all Fairy Tale Books...
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