Okay yall! Know what's really on my mind nowadays?
I think that pink donuts with sprinkles are the absolute best! There is no doughnut better than the pink one with sprinkles.
I feel so strongly about this! In fact I think I'm going to jump onto every forum on this site and start multiple threads about how wonderful pink donuts with sprinkles really are. And then I think I'll jump onto all the existing threads and spread my strong opinions about pink donuts with sprinkles through all of them too!
And don't you dare challenge me by saying I'm wrong and that cream filled chocolate long johns are the best because I'll just follow you around all the threads you're saying that in and keep telling you how wrong you are! Because I somehow think no matter how much we disagree on this, sooner or later if I keep badgering you over it then eventually you will come to realize pink donuts with sprinkles really are the best and you will deny your affections for cream filled chocolate long johns and when it's time to vote for doughnut of the year, no matter what you once thought about pink donuts with sprinkles you will vote for them because all my hard work of camplaining. And anyone who doesn't agree pink donuts with sprinkles are the absolute best and doesn't help get them voted as the #1 choice is a cotton headed ninny muggins