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p_rehbein

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BLIZZARD WARNINGS for the Northeast.................either global warming is really messed up...........OR...............Dairy Queen has their Blizzards on sale.

:)

Someone find Al Gore and slap him silly
 

p_rehbein

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A Proverb I have missed.......but found this morning........ :)


Proverbs 17:6) Children's children are the crown of old men; and the glory of children are their fathers.


Grandkids?

:)
 

EarnestQ

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The only good thing about snow is that college gets closed so u get an extra two days to study for a midterm


There's another good thing about snow. It's ... ummm ... well ... ummm

Nevermind.
 

Dan_473

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Good night everyone :)

hi WineRose,

just checked out your profile to see why you're going to bed when it's obviously morning outside... saw this

Country Flag/Nationality:
Singapore

Country (Location):
Singapore

City:
Still Singapore


'Still Singapore'... loved that! :D
 

Dan_473

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DANIEL 12:4 "But you, Daniel, keep these words secret, and seal the book until the end times. Many will travel everywhere, and knowledge will grow."
 

EarnestQ

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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Don’t let worry kill you - let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies’ Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.



A STUPID RIDDLE
Q: How do you open windows in an orthodox church?
A: Click on the icons.
 

Dan_473

Senior Member
Mar 11, 2014
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CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

Don’t let worry kill you - let the church help.

Thursday night - Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies’ Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.



A STUPID RIDDLE
Q: How do you open windows in an orthodox church?
A: Click on the icons.
Too funny!!!
 

blue_ladybug

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Hicksville, ehm, I mean Vermont, lol, is currently getting slammed with 10 inches of snow, and more to come.. :( :mad: :/