Dear MissCris,
Dated: June 18th 2014 9:53
After Receiving your letter, I sat in shock by the harsh demands that you requested.
Those terms are consequently outrageous! To put a thread-wide ban on all "shopping", and your terms are that you go and buy an extravagant item that you will, in fact, never use. I am deeply appalled. And if you do not reconsider your terms, you may be faced with a thread revolution. Perhaps you shall be willing to go only part time, and then only buy items within our current budget that you will indeed use.
If you refuse all negotiations, then I shall be forced to use any and all necessary options to make this free "shopping" thread.
Deepest Regards,
~Taith