Enjoy your youth, but REMEBER

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Enjoy your youth while you are young. Enjoy your youth before the day comes when you will have to depend on someone else to clean up after you. Take pleasure in the wife of your youth while her breasts are still tender. However, Remember that anything you do will be taken into account on the day of judgment. Every idle word you speak will be taken into account. Remember to Fear the Lord your God and stay away from sin. Stay away from fornication and stay away from anything that will keep your mind off of the Lord Jesus. Remember that God is watching and he will consider your life. Be Holy, don't sin. Follow Jesus Christ every day. May Jesus bless you.
 
Telling people to enjoy their wife's tender boobs... that's not creepy lol

What is creepy is I'm actually at a loss for a joke to post here... :P
 
Ramon said:
Enjoy your youth while you are young. Enjoy your youth before the day comes when you will have to depend on someone else to clean up after you. Take pleasure in the wife of your youth while her breasts are still tender. However, Remember that anything you do will be taken into account on the day of judgment. Every idle word you speak will be taken into account. Remember to Fear the Lord your God and stay away from sin. Stay away from fornication and stay away from anything that will keep your mind off of the Lord Jesus. Remember that God is watching and he will consider your life. Be Holy, don't sin. Follow Jesus Christ every day. May Jesus bless you.
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If your wifes breasts are tender you should tell her to go see a doctor.
 
They never give advice for if your husband has boobs... no one had advice on what to do with man boobs...
 
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