Eclipse conspiracy

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JTB

JTB

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I bought a couple hundred inflatable dolls and filled them with helium. At the height of the eclipse I'm going to release them :LOL:
 
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JTB said:
I bought a couple hundred inflatable dolls and filled them with helium. At the height of the eclipse I'm going to release them :LOL:
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Like it's the pre-trib rapture, right? :ROFL:

PS - Capture it on video and post it to YouTube!


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JTB said:
I bought a couple hundred inflatable dolls and filled them with helium. At the height of the eclipse I'm going to release them :LOL:
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I would be careful if i was you. Somebody might think you've got 200 wives as blow up dolls you've just divorced.

Of course God might not be happy you might encourage lust
 
iamsoandso said:
It's a black ops program that the new Space Force set up where their casting a shadow tomorrow(Musk is gonna park Star-link in front of it) then their gonna make every 2nd Monday in April "Conspiracy Monday"...
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I'd like him to launch at the same countdown and race NASA's rocket to the moon.
I'm sure they could get some drag racers to volunteer to drive the things.
 
HealthAndHappiness said:
I'd like him to launch at the same countdown and race NASA's rocket to the moon.
I'm sure they could get some drag racers to volunteer to drive the things.
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Musk scares me though he might try and get the people in the Caribbean's to load gold and supplies on his ship and leave some his crew there till he returns and hope they don't eat them...
 
iamsoandso said:
It's a black ops program that the new Space Force set up where their casting a shadow tomorrow(Musk is gonna park Star-link in front of it) then their gonna make every 2nd Monday in April "Conspiracy Monday"...
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See... we still have a few men of common sense around here.

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maxwel said:
It's all fun and games till you realize you can't use your solar powered emergency flashlight.
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We all need to do our part.
I sense a modern day parable coming. Something about 10 virgins and only 5 brought windmill powered flashlights.
 
maxwel said:
I can't use those.
People already think I'm a crank... I'd be playing into the stereotype.
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My Mom always told me to behave and I didn't have a clue what a "have" even was so I looked it up,, still don't know what one even is...
 
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