add to the funky story

[Jemmie]

Add two sentences to the funky story i'm starting. Let's see how it ends up!

Here goes...

Sue was eating breakfast one morning when the doorbell rang. She went to the door, peered through the window, and saw...

Your turn!

 

[GodsTwilightPrincess]

A pale white guy who looks as though he wants something to eat...but not some human food...


lol'z! Can't wait to see how this turns out!
Oh I just thought...I wrote about a vampire and my profile name is "GodsTwilightPrincess"...but just so you know it has nothing to do with Twilight.

 

[limegreenone]

She realized the pale hungry white guy was her mailman. There was a package for her in the mail.

 

[ty]

it was from the producer of twilight (sorry could not resist) they wanted her to be in there 3rd movie.so after the mailman left she quickly grabbed a pen and....

 

[ty]

oh off the book subject sorry.... i have never nor ever want to see that movie dont respond back please to this statement or we'll get off subject

 

[Dmurray]

...and she replied back to the producer saying;
"Like OH MY GOSH! AHHH I CAN"T BELIEVE IT.......... JUST KIDDING."
So she sealed up the envelope and grabbed her key's as she walked out the door when suddenly...

 

[kittykatty]

an SWAT team leapt out of the bushes in her front garden, grabbed her and loaded her into the back of a suspicious looking pizza van waiting in the road. They drove for miles and miles, but when the doors finally opened Sue realised she had been taken too...

 

[Fisheth]

a prision cell where all the actors of twlight awaited her, for their bad acting skills.
The next day a bear broke through the prision cell....

 

[Dmurray]

The actors forgot that they were indeed actors, and thought they were actually vampires, and tried to fight off the bear.
Meanwhile she slipped out of danger's way and began to stroll through the dark damp dangerous halls of the jail.

 

[christian_chick50109]

'Stop you!' she heard someone yell, she slowly turned around to see..... ^_^

 

[zavok]

a man in a wolf suit or was it really a wolf suite she started to get scared as the wolfman got closer to her
(of topic now there a proper werewolf for ya unlike new moon version)

 

[Dmurray]

She started to run down the hall but slipped, fell, and slid into a wall.
She turned around as the wolfman started to run after her, she looked up and prayed asking for a way out when....
(only seems natural to involve God into the story as we are Christians )

 

[zavok]

sudenly a handbag is droped on her lap and the wolfman says "you droped this" and then runs of

 

[GodsTwilightPrincess]

"Oh..." she says while getting up." I thought he was gonna eat me." she adds. Just then she feels something drip on her shoulder and looks up only to see...

 

[zavok]

the twlight actors stil thinking their vampire drowling on her wanting to take her blood so there wounds can heal from the battle of the bear they are vegie vamps no longer

 

[Loloy]

a monkey... eating some bananas coated with chocolate, peanut butter filling.... and then...

 

[GodsTwilightPrincess]

Bathing in blood covered vanilla ice cream."What the..." She said *Little manga person above head points while looking to the left then right and gasping*"Gasp!" She gasps. "Who's there?"

 

[christian_chick50109]

Tis I! You're knight in shining armor! Quite literally, a knight in shining armor stood there, offering her his hand.

 

[ChristianTeen]

She stops, wondering if it was really him or one of the actors who still thought he was a vampire...

 

[christian_chick50109]

Come fair maiden that I might dri....I mean save you from this nightmare! She knew enough then and ran as fast as she could down the hall way.