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Me when I’m supposed to be taking care of business.

There’s always, another DeathStar

I could slow cook everything. It makes me feel like I am a better cook than I am, the way the flavors mix and the meat falls apart. And, I am not a big cooker or eater for that matter, so when it just “shows up” done, I like it. Give me calories that don’t taste horrible so I can do stuff, lol.

That would be great! I raise goldfish, until they get too big for my tank. Wampas, can’t live with them, can’t bribe them with aquatic life.

How does one find a lovely lady who loves God? A real proverbs 31 woman.

Said the proctologist.

You’re thinking MOONROX. DESROX were the predecessors of POPROX, only they had no POP, therefore a sales disaster.

Bruh, I honestly read the first two lines here before I started perusing people’s responses and “questions” and I was like, “these people are pretty cheeky, giving this Dr. a hard time.”

Are you sure you want to be asking about new cat breeds, when you’ve got 23 cats on the farm?

That’s what I get for invoicing inside another man’s clinic. Shame on me.

If you’re a Christian, it’s definitely admirable to only be active with your spouse. The way it should be.

So you live with this Wampa. Just turn the heat on above -27 degrees, and he’ll leave. Advice not free, that’ll be $73.

You won’t learn this from a Jedi.

Beef and broccoli

88 mph, due to the pandemic.

Walkin’ the mile, due to the pandemic.

Inconceivable, due to the pandemic.

You’ve got mail, due to the pandemic.

I bet you’ve never even been outta Boston, due to the pandemic.

They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our FREEDOM, due to the pandemic.