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    Woe Is Me!!! How Can I Possibly Escape the MASSIVE HORDES of ALL THESE SUITORS??? (Or Other Persistent People!)

    Yello. Ha hordes of suitors. You just need one very persistent one. The one you block and put on the DO NOT CALL list. Or ignore. If you do happen to see them IRL you just do what Dionne Warwick did - walk on by. If you can't escape do the whole 'I've got to go now' and don't need to explain...
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    Midnight Confessions

    At midnight am fast asleep but I wake up at 3am and then confess. Sorry I'm late God. Also, I expect God to read everything I write because, I can't talk for that long.
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    Does Repenting of Lust Repeatedly Fail Because We're Not Actually Digging Out the Root of the Problem?

    Who me? Or Seoul - the OP who instigates all these questions. She's a gem. I'd love to read a book of Christian Advice from Aunty Seoulsearch.
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    Give me bad advice...

    Hold a conversation at the same time as listening to Waze while driving.
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    Does the church ignore single Christians? Where are we supposed to go?!?

    I think they (ministers) do support marriages when they officiate at weddings though. But they probably stay out of the courtship stages. I do know some churches do what they call pre-marital counselling. But thats only for engaged couples. When my friend got married in church, I think she...
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    Last person to post wins!!!

    My old boss always used to ask me 'Are you winning'? I never knew what to say (obviously I was supposed to say YES) I thought he was asking me if I play lotto or something.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    I'm not a doctor, but I don't feel I really need to be explaining or mansplaining hormones to grown adults.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    yea you said 'healthy marriage' Don't assume people are healthy ALL the time. Everyone can fall sick once in a while, also, when people age, menopause happens. Its just not easy for women after this. That's why some women need to take hormones. Do you not know about this?
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    Well its marriage you honor your vows, if you make them. In sickness AND in health Just because some people get sick and don't want to have sex doesn't mean they ought to be ditched or be labelled a sinner. Get real.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    Nowadays, pre adolescents are prescribed puberty blockers, because it is happening WAY too young. Like, females can start menstruating at 9 years old. Before they can even handle having a baby. Explain that.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    I also remember in the bad old days, men were prescribed viagra. And women were prescribed birth control. yea I don't understand how that ever worked.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    Yea open marriages exist. Consent needs to be on both sides, that's why it's taught to adolescents these days. Before in the bad old days, people were clueless about it and thought it had to happen even if they didn't want it to.
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    Why Do You Think God Made It So That Our Hormones Seem So Hyperactive When We're Young, and Not Older or Later On In Life?

    yea it's a bit worrying, though I understand sex-less marriages AFTER you've had children. You'd be like, it's so exhausting, I don't want to be doing that again. But we share a house, so it's just easier to stay.
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    Do You Keep Songs from Sad, Challenging Times/Bad Relationships in Your Playlist?

    I don't remember having a specific song, like with someone I was serious about (although when young, can't always tell when being serious...maybe seriously deluded, but hey) Though I do recall theres a song thats sad that an ex would play and I knew we were over before we had even really begun...
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    Give me bad advice...

    dig up old threads from years ago and advise the OP
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    "This Little Piggy Has an Inbox Full of Suitors... This Little Piggy Has None."

    I have a solution. Put all the singles mens name in a hat. Put all the single womens name in another hat. Give them a good shake. Pick one name out of each hat, and pair them together. Voila! Instant couple. Now you have to go on at least 3 dates together. 1st one rule is men pay and decide...
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    Does the church ignore single Christians? Where are we supposed to go?!?

    First question regarding 'elderly' single people. I get mistaken for being young and get put in the youth groups. It's a bummer when people find out how old you actually are. Meeting a potential mate at church? Not going to happen. Church is not the place for flirting. It will all be about God...
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    What have you done?!

    This morning I annoyed someone on CC. I read 'What have you done?!' and immediately feel guilty.