Yello. Ha hordes of suitors.
You just need one very persistent one. The one you block and put on the DO NOT CALL list. Or ignore.
If you do happen to see them IRL you just do what Dionne Warwick did - walk on by.
If you can't escape do the whole 'I've got to go now' and don't need to explain...
At midnight am fast asleep but I wake up at 3am and then confess. Sorry I'm late God. Also, I expect God to read everything I write because, I can't talk for that long.
I think they (ministers) do support marriages when they officiate at weddings though. But they probably stay out of the courtship stages. I do know some churches do what they call pre-marital counselling. But thats only for engaged couples.
When my friend got married in church, I think she...
My old boss always used to ask me 'Are you winning'?
I never knew what to say (obviously I was supposed to say YES)
I thought he was asking me if I play lotto or something.
yea you said 'healthy marriage'
Don't assume people are healthy ALL the time. Everyone can fall sick once in a while, also, when people age, menopause happens. Its just not easy for women after this. That's why some women need to take hormones.
Do you not know about this?
Well its marriage you honor your vows, if you make them. In sickness AND in health
Just because some people get sick and don't want to have sex doesn't mean they ought to be ditched or be labelled a sinner.
Get real.
Nowadays, pre adolescents are prescribed puberty blockers, because it is happening WAY too young. Like, females can start menstruating at 9 years old. Before they can even handle having a baby.
Explain that.
Yea open marriages exist.
Consent needs to be on both sides, that's why it's taught to adolescents these days. Before in the bad old days, people were clueless about it and thought it had to happen even if they didn't want it to.
yea it's a bit worrying, though I understand sex-less marriages AFTER you've had children. You'd be like, it's so exhausting, I don't want to be doing that again. But we share a house, so it's just easier to stay.
I don't remember having a specific song, like with someone I was serious about (although when young, can't always tell when being serious...maybe seriously deluded, but hey)
Though I do recall theres a song thats sad that an ex would play and I knew we were over before we had even really begun...
I have a solution.
Put all the singles mens name in a hat.
Put all the single womens name in another hat.
Give them a good shake.
Pick one name out of each hat, and pair them together.
Voila! Instant couple. Now you have to go on at least 3 dates together. 1st one rule is men pay and decide...
First question regarding 'elderly' single people.
I get mistaken for being young and get put in the youth groups. It's a bummer when people find out how old you actually are.
Meeting a potential mate at church?
Not going to happen. Church is not the place for flirting. It will all be about God...